David GNov 25, 2022
George Takei  🏳️‍🌈🖖🏽
Dad joke. I know, it’s a bad hobbit of mine.
Nov 25, 2022 at 9:46pmWeb
Show threadHelge-Mikael NordgårdNov 25, 2022
@georgetakei 
Show threadBrannigan 🛠️ 🍳 👨‍🌾 🌶️Nov 25, 2022
@georgetakei 🤣🤦‍♂️
Show threadDesi FirangiNov 25, 2022
@georgetakei lol, happy Holidays George!
Show threadMiserable Old-GitNov 25, 2022

@georgetakei

Make sure to take some time out to visit Wales while you are in the UK!

Show threadnotchristNov 25, 2022
@georgetakei this is just too good lmao🤣
Show threadHobbitsesNov 25, 2022
@georgetakei I feel like it is mandatory, somehow, to like this.
Show threadsonofsamwiseNov 25, 2022
@georgetakei in my family, it's known as "what's this here sauce?"
Show threadChloe Baker FBPE 🇬🇧🇪🇺(🇫🇷🤞🏻)Nov 25, 2022
@georgetakei I love that I was born in Worcestershire and that our humble city is known by so many around the world for this sauce.
Show threadRick SimpleNov 25, 2022
@georgetakei Always enjoy a good pun!
Show threadeejayesNov 25, 2022
@georgetakei 👍😆
Show threadMark DouglasNov 25, 2022
@georgetakei
I'm a dad. And I approve this joke!
Show threadSpinnerNov 25, 2022

@[email protected]

Now you have me wanting to reread 'Bored of the Rings', by Beard and Kenney from the Harvard Lampoon.

"This ring, no other, is made by the Elves
Who'd pawn their own mother to get it themselves.
Ruler of creeper, mortal and scallop,
This is a sleeper that packs quite a wallop.
If broken or busted it cannot be remade.
If found, send to Sorhed. (The postage is prepaid.)"

Show threadRed MonkeyNov 25, 2022
@georgetakei 😂 what a beaut!
Show threadKnuppelBeer 🐻Nov 25, 2022
@georgetakei it is #dadjokefriday so that's cool
Show threadH.HazelNov 25, 2022
@georgetakei
My favourite sauce
Show threadsigurbjornlNov 25, 2022
@georgetakei Saucy joke
Show threadJames HamiltonNov 25, 2022
@georgetakei my kind of humour 😊
Show threadMNtoCANov 25, 2022
@georgetakei 🤣🤣🤣
Show threadSneezy 💚 :antifa: 🏳️‍⚧️ 🖤Nov 25, 2022
@georgetakei
Thinking of @TheBossRoss who'd probably agree that this is the best of shires.
Show threadTheBossRossNov 26, 2022
@47363 @georgetakei Ha! There's a reason I have whole litre bottle at home! 😉
Show thread.Nov 25, 2022
@georgetakei Dad joke you say? ;)
Show threadEric G.Nov 25, 2022
@georgetakei That joke was bad last year but is worse this year.
Show threadChris AndersonNov 25, 2022
@georgetakei
Show threadtheothertomNov 25, 2022
@georgetakei Coprolite may not be my favourite fossil. But it's a solid number two. #dadjokefriday
Show threadSisAveNov 25, 2022
@georgetakei I love it!!
Show threadStrappo HughesNov 25, 2022
@georgetakei oh for shame
Show threadApplemaskNov 25, 2022
@georgetakei Only works in American
Show threadTed Ewen (f)Nov 25, 2022
@Applemask Only works if you have a sense of humour.
Show threadApplemaskNov 25, 2022
@tedewen That also helps
Show threadScott OldfieldNov 25, 2022
@georgetakei Saucy!
Show threadMatthew WilsonNov 25, 2022
@georgetakei More of this.
Show threadSteve HoldsworthNov 25, 2022
@georgetakei Aargh 🤣Live and Prosperous I hope 🤞
Show threadAlexa NicholsNov 25, 2022
@georgetakei That's it, no more internet for you today. 😄
Show threadJoachim KesselNov 25, 2022
@georgetakei 😂
Show threadJohn HowesNov 25, 2022
@georgetakei from someone who lives in Worcestershire (Worcester in fact), the place is definitely past its best 🤣
Show threadTonyTrink1969 🏳️‍🌈Nov 25, 2022
@georgetakei
Show threadMarie WalshNov 25, 2022
@georgetakei 🤣🤣🤣
Show threadTonySloaneNov 25, 2022
@georgetakei oi, oi lives there🤔😏🤣
Show threadRachel WrightNov 25, 2022
@georgetakei *glares, then grins*.
Show threadStephen PorterNov 25, 2022
@georgetakei now that takes the mustard!
Show threadAdrianaNov 25, 2022
@georgetakei 
Show threadwytchgsdNov 25, 2022
@georgetakei I tried to get some bad jokes circulating with no effect 😞 even belters such as …
Two goldfish in a tank, one turns to the other and says “Do you know how to drive this thing?”
Show threadJesse TaylorNov 25, 2022
@georgetakei
That’s not even how it’s pronounced
Show threadshaneNov 25, 2022
@georgetakei I read this and the next post in my timeline was …
Show threadErtainNov 25, 2022
@georgetakei I'm sure the fathers on https://dads.cool/ would love this.
dads.cool

dads.cool is a Mastodon instance for dads, running the Hometown fork of Mastodon.

Hometown hosted on dads.cool
Show threadGeorge CostaNov 25, 2022
@georgetakei  
Show threadMark  Nov 25, 2022
@georgetakei 🤦 Love it! I'm stealing this.
Show threadStevens R MillerNov 25, 2022
@georgetakei Um, George? I just followed you here today and now you're trying to make me regret it?
Show threadTexan TallyNov 25, 2022
@georgetakei We always just called it "whisker sauce" at my house because nobody could pronounce it (or spell it right) and it needed to go on the grocery list.
Only other oddball was mouthwash. Scope was just "mouthwash", but Listerine was "gasoline"
Show threadAndre DeFossesNov 25, 2022
@georgetakei 🤣
Show threadJaxNov 25, 2022
@georgetakei can you lead the way by adding alt txt to your images so people using screenreaders can get the joke too? Thank you!
Show threadJacob Moena 🇩🇰Nov 25, 2022
@Liveotherwise @georgetakei don't expect anything.
I still can't get @openculture to describe their images even after asking them several times. I think they are automated.
Maybe Takei is automated too?
Show threadJaxNov 25, 2022
@jacmoe @georgetakei @openculture it's so frustrating that these big accounts don't listen and people still follow and lap it up
Show threadJacob Moena 🇩🇰Nov 25, 2022
@Liveotherwise @georgetakei @openculture it is!
Show threadEthel CrimbleNov 25, 2022

@georgetakei

Now you're truly British and one of us.😊

Show threadGuy HolmesNov 25, 2022
@georgetakei
But presented with relish!
Show threadGuy HolmesNov 25, 2022
@georgetakei
Condiments of the season to you
Show threadPugthugNov 25, 2022
@georgetakei Go to your room. 😂
Show threadLesley MulderNov 25, 2022
@georgetakei Worcestershire sauce is great on meat pies. Loved by many Australians
Show threadDarthdzlNov 25, 2022
@georgetakei Hey, sometimes you just can't elf yourself.