MaudNov 24, 2022
Jon Reed

50 WAYS TO LEAVE YOUR TWITTER

You just pin your last tweet, Pete,
Request your archive, Clive,
You don’t need a blue tick, Vic,
Just get yourself free.

Hop on the tusk, Gus,
You don’t need to delete much,
Except your DMs, Jen,
And get yourself free.

Use Debirdify, Di,
Provide some alt tags, Mags,
Add a content warning, Tim,
To post sensitively.

Remember to boost,Ruth,
You don't need to deny truth,
Just drop off the perch,Dirk,
And get yourself free.
#VerseThursday #TwitterMigration #FediTips

Nov 24, 2022 at 8:28pmWeb
Show threadRichard BakerNov 24, 2022
@jonreed BRAVOHHH!
Show threadLorna MacGillivrayNov 24, 2022
@jonreed I love this. Thank you.
Show threadSavannah MorganNov 24, 2022
@jonreed Fantastic haha!
Show threadBambi SahabNov 24, 2022
@jonreed Awesome. Will follow your advice!
Show threadCollieful Life 🐾Nov 24, 2022
@jonreed πŸ‘ πŸ‘ πŸ‘
Show threadIanNov 24, 2022
@jonreed too good
Show threadJoe CluxtonNov 24, 2022
@jonreed πŸ‘ Pure Brilliant.
Show threadCanSproutNov 24, 2022
@jonreed πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘
Show threadJo_H πŸ’™πŸ’›Nov 24, 2022
@jonreed
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Show threadMatt E HudsonNov 24, 2022
@jonreed spot on! πŸ‘πŸ»πŸ‘πŸ»πŸ‘πŸ»
Show threadCeliaNov 24, 2022
@jonreed Excellent!
Show threadGailNov 24, 2022
@jonreed Excellent work, Paul.
Show threadEdgeNov 24, 2022
@jonreed Awesome.
Show threadDr. Jen πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡Ί πŸ’ Nov 24, 2022
@jonreed I hope you haven't been reading my DMs. πŸ™ƒ
Show thread🌈 Susan 🌻Nov 24, 2022
@jonreed Bravo! So good.
Show threadCes Felber🐞🌿🦎🌻🐳Nov 24, 2022
@jonreed Bravo! Love a good filk! πŸ˜‚
Show threadForbestonowNov 24, 2022
@jonreed
 
Show threadEllie Dreams Down UnderNov 24, 2022

@jonreed Leaving the bird was easy.

I posted a tweet saying I was leaving and why. I left my account open so people can see why I'm gone. I ended my note with 'find me on Mastodon' and the link to my profile here. And then I uninstalled the bird from all my devices.

Oh, and I changed my bird handle to Ellie Dreams Down Under QUIT THE UGLY BIRD.

Show threadRead A Book πŸ“š Be Happy 😊Nov 25, 2022
@elliedreamsdownunder @jonreed I locked my account so my followers can see it & changed my name to "sick of the negativity" & my profile says my contact information here. I'm done.
Show threadΠ‘Π΅Ρ€ ΠŸΡ–Ρ‚Π΅Ρ€ Π›ΠΎΡ€Π΄Nov 24, 2022
@jonreed 🀣🀣🀣
Show threadMark O - Hall monitor typeNov 24, 2022
@jonreed this wins Mastodon for me today, maybe even the entire Fediverse.
Show threadMarina Ormes Nov 24, 2022
@jonreed Love this!
Show threadStan GortonNov 24, 2022
@jonreed what about Stan? what does Stan do? Stan misses #Twitter
Show threadJon RodmanNov 24, 2022
@jonreed Very clever, Trevor. I know your name is not Trevor, but Jon doesn't rhyme.
Show threadSimon ZerafaNov 24, 2022

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Show threadPlague DoctorNov 24, 2022
@jonreed Perfect! πŸ˜‚
Show threadJulie growsNov 24, 2022
@jonreed favourite line…hop on the tusk gus…..love it.
Show threadCarrieB β˜•πŸ± πŸ“šNov 24, 2022
@jonreed I'm rolling in laughter over here. This is priceless!!! LOVE IT!
Show threadRadicalWoman111Nov 24, 2022
@jonreed Clever! πŸ˜…
Show threadAliBaliBeeNov 24, 2022
@jonreed love it πŸ˜€
Show threadDavid FriedmanNov 24, 2022
@jonreed Nice work. And if anyone needs any more reasons, here with apologies to Billy Joel is β™« Twitter is a Dumpster Fire β™« #TwitterMigration #VerseThursday https://ironicsans.substack.com/p/twitter-is-a-dumpster-fire
β™« Twitter is a Dumpster Fire β™«

With apologies to Billy Joel

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Show threadMgniMNov 24, 2022
@jonreed fabulous! Well done, hun.
Show threadDeeVee πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦Nov 24, 2022
@jonreed
Haha, well done!! πŸ‘
Show threadJoy CohenNov 24, 2022
@jonreed πŸ˜‚πŸŽΌπŸŽΆπŸ€£
Show threadLLNov 24, 2022
@jonreed oh I love poetry in the morning
Show threadStasia DeMarcoNov 24, 2022
@jonreed my Twitter archive won't download. Then again why do I care about Tweets since 2007?
Show threadGlobal MeNov 24, 2022
@jonreed I’m already there, Jer. I got myself free.
Show threadSharty McscroteNov 24, 2022
@jonreed
Worth a follow.Love it
Show threadDesert Dweller 🌡Nov 24, 2022
@jonreed πŸ˜‚ πŸ’™
Show threadLilian EdwardsNov 24, 2022
@jonreed @glynmoody "Hop on the Tusk, Gus " πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ‘
Show threadLady WicketπŸ’—Nov 24, 2022
@jonreed πŸ™ŒπŸ™ŒπŸ’•
Show threadFreqonaleashNov 24, 2022
@jonreed Debirdify?
Show threadMelNov 24, 2022
@jonreed Ha, this is great..
Show threadPippi & ObiJuan PupsNov 24, 2022
@jonreed πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ»πŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΌ
Show threadMike Taylor πŸ¦•Nov 24, 2022

@jonreed I approve of this message.

I appreciated this classic song much more after watching this video, BTW: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SjPAeTrF1zg

How Paul Simon wrote the PERFECT chord progression

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Show threadSusan Going IncognitoNov 24, 2022
@jonreed marvellous!
Show threadGunnar HelliesenNov 24, 2022
@jonreed I love this so much. Well done!
Show threadChrisNov 24, 2022
@jonreed Brilliant. Love Paul Simon. Bought a guitar from the guy who sold him his 3/4 sized Martin in 1969 in London east end.
Paul is a very small guy so needed a small guitar
Show threadAndrewNov 24, 2022
@jonreed superb work, this
Show threadSteffen VoßNov 24, 2022
@jonreed 
Show threadMelissa ❎️ 🐝Nov 24, 2022
@jonreed
I was singing this in my head to the old tune as i read it.
Show threadπŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ SomethingToPonderNov 24, 2022
@jonreed I was thinking yesterday how this song could be reworded for this mass exodus. Good job!
Show threadReclaimOurEarthNov 24, 2022
@jonreed excellent!! πŸ˜‚
Show threadDouglas #FBPE 🏴󠁧󠁒󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡²πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦Nov 24, 2022
@jonreed brilliant
Show threadMax SangNov 24, 2022
@jonreed after two lines I started to read it in his voice. Bravo
Show threadKara ShallenbergNov 24, 2022
@jonreed @nomdeb i love this SO MUCH!!!
Show threadBellaNov 24, 2022
@jonreed what kind of rap is this
Show threadKatya HornerNov 24, 2022
@jonreed So, so good! And now that song will be in my head for the next 48 hours. 🀣
Show threadSilverSalmonAKNov 24, 2022
@jonreed Love it! Thanks!