Jamie Howarth
Uncle Duke 
I'm no Stephen Hawking, but I think what happens is that they cancel each other out.
Steve Buzzard@UncleDuke1969 - must not be like matter and antimatter, thank god or the supermarket wouldn't be there anymore.
a bad daditude ☠️@UncleDuke1969 looks like a black hole paradox to me
El Diablo Roboc 😈🤖@UncleDuke1969 The noodle wave function collapsed
CesWhite@UncleDuke1969 this is entirely too funny. I needed that laugh tonight.
zombie rotten mcdonald@UncleDuke1969 isn't that what fuels the Enterprise?
Molotov Cockatiel Games (Bill)@UncleDuke1969 That’s ok, I’m still digesting the dark pasta I got from them 20 years ago.
The Dastardly Dimwit@UncleDuke1969 I see what’s happening here. Those deli counter people are trying to get you to eat leafy greens by selling you non-pasta “pasta” salad…otherwise known as salad. THIS IS A CONSPIRACY!!!
Olav@UncleDuke1969 the good news is that this could have caused a quantum entanglement to go awry two light years from us, and we won't have to deal with the 2024 elections.
Vanessa67@UncleDuke1969 Brilliant! Of course!
The black hole of antipasta pasta!
Phil Landmeier@UncleDuke1969 Now, if only there was such a thing as antipasta, we might have warp drive already.
TheFatCyclist@UncleDuke1969 ahhhh 'tis a dark matter to be sure 🤔🤔🤔
a1@UncleDuke1969 the proof is in the pudding.
T1Danna@UncleDuke1969 the perfect diet food, a starship of an enterprise.
Ianhopkinson@UncleDuke1969 it's worse than that, they annihilate with a massive release of energy!
thegaryhawkins@UncleDuke1969 That's perfectly normal, it's already been consumed but hasn't been cooked yet. Terry Pratchett explains it all perfectly simply.
GenghisKen Coar
Carole - Remains Interrupted
Just Tom... 🐁@UncleDuke1969 thank you for that - I haven't laughed (at the op and at the comments that are informed by a knowledge of particle physics) so much for a very long time. Tears running down my cheeks.
STTLE (They/them)@UncleDuke1969 is this what Hegel was talking about?
Z O R A N G R B I C@UncleDuke1969 Man, you made my day. Love it.
dabnotu
Archibald-Linus B. T. Way III.
Steven Lawson Photography
Ken Dillermand@UncleDuke1969 Emitting radiation.
sitnuok@UncleDuke1969 "don't cross the plates"
Bob Davidson@UncleDuke1969 all the energy is converted into croutons
delpie@UncleDuke1969 So it might just be a plain salad I guess
Pete Miles@UncleDuke1969 looks like they already did...
Diane G. Wilson 
@UncleDuke1969 that is so funny.
Martin Vermeer FCD@UncleDuke1969 This converts to gamma-ray salad.
🅽🄴🅃🅉🆁🄰🄻🄿🄷@UncleDuke1969 Looks, as if they anihilated. But I miss the explosion.
Miranda Lynch, PhD@UncleDuke1969 I have to boost this because it made me laugh out loud! Perfect post for thanksgiving!
Broke-Ass Living 
Wow, it would take an infinite amount to be $0.01 cost!
Less filling too.
An Atkins dieter's dream.
Ekinnajay 🇧🇻🇺🇸@UncleDuke1969
So no calories then, the perfect diet food.
So no calories then, the perfect diet food.
Carl Malamud@UncleDuke1969 that’s why the pan is empty?
@Bestestgrammie
Diana Payne
'|@UncleDuke1969 to be correct it should say 'antipasto', not antipasta (doesn't exist), or 'antipasti' if plural.
Sebify@UncleDuke1969 you are left with just salad, makes sense since there is no way anyone can eat pasta with salad.
Paul@UncleDuke1969
Is this a high-energy dish? 🤣
Is this a high-energy dish? 🤣
Andrew Feeney@UncleDuke1969 I know this, I wouldn’t want to be nearby when it happened.
Mark Schira@UncleDuke1969 😂 Shouldn't there be some damage from the explosion though?
Mark Darbyshire@UncleDuke1969 How did the adjacent salads survive the explosion? 
ikeacurtains@UncleDuke1969 Where's the earth-shattering kaboom? There was supposed to be an earth-shattering kaboom!
Bernie Hofley 
m0xEE@UncleDuke1969
Annihilation salad? 🤯
Annihilation salad? 🤯
Ess.Bee.Bee 🍑🔌@UncleDuke1969 Was he like a chef or a magician?
1Mar𝒵ipan@UncleDuke1969 Schrodinger's salad?
Christian Kent@UncleDuke1969 @corbden in the 23rd century, they carried Antipasta particles on board starships to enable great amounts of energy to be released when mixed with pasta
Accomodi@UncleDuke1969 Great Toot!
zeitverschreib ⁂@UncleDuke1969 And on today's menu: Annihilation.
joui@UncleDuke1969 Bosonic pasta: Spaghetti, Maccheroni
Fermionic pasta: Rigatoni?
Anyonic pasta: Lasagna
Unclear: Eliche, Spirelli
Is that how it works?
Louise Lopsided of St Hilda“She eats antipasta twice cos she thinks it’s very nice, Angelina…”
Elena Remigi
Gordon1956
The Queen of Weltschmerz🏳️⚧️@UncleDuke1969 @RobertHM75 …leaving only salad and gamma rays
Robert Martin@rebelrebel62 @UncleDuke1969 what do they cost per pound?
Nicolas Glady@UncleDuke1969 once again the infamous outcome of cancel culture…