Job interviewer: What's your greatest weakness?

Me: Honesty.

Job interviewer: I don't think it is a weakness.

Me: I don't give a fuck what you think.

@nixCraft I love this joke because it’s a very rare example of a swear that is _required_ to make the joke work properly.

If you try it with “I don’t care what you think” it’s much much less funny.

@nixCraft the number of times I’ve had to bite my tongue when asked this
@flakmagnet @nixCraft is that your greatest weakness? Biting your tongue?
@MikMcMikal @nixCraft no, NOT biting my tongue has been a source of far more trouble 😬