Job interviewer: What's your greatest weakness?

Me: Honesty.

Job interviewer: I don't think it is a weakness.

Me: I don't give a fuck what you think.

@nixCraft I love this joke because it’s a very rare example of a swear that is _required_ to make the joke work properly.

If you try it with ā€œI don’t care what you thinkā€ it’s much much less funny.