I hate to admit this but our feelings on certain things really do change as we get older. 10 years ago, I would have preferred to get a new video game instead of an engagement ring but now that I'm older, I would prefer to get a domesticated raccoon instead of an engagement ring.
@roxiqt An undomesticated raccoon would be cool too...
@roxiqt A domesticated raccoon? Where’s the fun in that?
@roxiqt I live in a state where I actually can get one, just need a license.
@roxiqt Are you saying that 10 years ago you would rather have gotten a video game than a raccoon? A WHOLE raccoon?
@roxiqt I would, and still do, prefer a domesticated raccoon to almost anything, regardless of my age.
@roxiqt when you turn 60 you would give a day's pay to sleep through the night, without having to pee 😂
@roxiqt its much harder to lose a racoon down the drain when you’re washing up.
@roxiqt you lose some things aging but gaining wisdom is a pretty wonderful tradeoff

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Yes, now all I want is warm sweats, good food, and uninterrupted sleep.

@roxiqt @TheJenRollins Racoons are awesome - once saw one eating an ice-cream cone exactly the way a human would but with more finesse.
@roxiqt what about a video game featuring raccoons?
@roxiqt 🎶a dumpster bandit stole my heart- I didn’t want the diamond rinnnng- just a half can of sardiiiines…. Til pizza crusts do we parrrrt- the dumpster bandit stole my heart…🎶
@roxiqt domesticated trash panda? Why in earth would you want one of those? I still vote video game.