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Wannabe sea witch. Artist. Misanthrope. I’m tired.
the dumpster fire formerly known as twitter@life_consumer_
instagram, my happy place@life_consumer_
I love NyQuil

My husband is home sick today. I am working at home (as usual). Every time I get on the phone, he thinks I am talking to him - WHAT? HUH? ARE YOU TALKING TO ME?

It's going to be a long day.

✨️New Year's Special✨️ with Attasalina & I as Surreal Saturdaysigoes live!
When: January 1st at 3pm Pacific
Where: YouTube tinyurl.com/surrealsaturdays
Join us as we toast the new year 🥂 All things fabulous and surreal!!!
“Let’s Zoom in 15 minutes…” I’ve never scrambled so quickly to throw on a bra and draw in eyebrows. #freelancelife #graphicdesign #freelance

🌨 As a polar #apocalypse descends upon us 🌨 our hosts channel their best Madge & Bisket, hunkered down in the studio. They haven't heard from Ann Marie @life_consumer and I since May! What HAVE we been doing? 🌨 #LISTEN #podcast #podcasts

https://open.spotify.com/episode/6bG5WhBNIdhpaP23aNubDc?si=58cdd028538b4f01

Nepo Babies in the New Year

Listen to this episode from Kawfeehaus on Spotify. As a polar apocalypse descends upon them our hosts channel their best Madge & Bisket, hunkered down in their own private basement studio for a return to the airwaves. We haven’t heard from The Artist D and Ann Marie since May! They catch up on exercise, phones, Twitter, Mastodon, and the birth of Nepo Babies. […]

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Man, I love invoicing...

#freelance #graphicdesign #isurvived

Dancing planets? TRAPPIST-1 science? Playing this on repeat all week. Volume UP! And, we mean you! Turn up *your* volume and sing along👨‍🎤
#NASAExoplanets
I love to go for a morning walk in the bitter cold because it reminds me that the earth is fundamentally hostile and out to kill me
The community bulletin board at the Safeway has descended into chaos.

look, if you haven't left twitter yet...

::screams into the abyss::