Tommy Oregon
Kathy GriffinI find this endlessly fascinating. Holy shitballs!
Jeff Parker™ 💙 
☑️
Lesley Carhart 
@JefParker @kathygriffin I think that’s a joke one? It’s hard to tell anymore.
@hacks4pancakes @kathygriffin It is, but really funny.
Ed@hacks4pancakes @JefParker @kathygriffin
Someone is locked out of the office, at least.
Oh sorry, Lesley. I scroll down a bit and see you already boosted something about that. 😂 I can't keep up.
@EdCates @JefParker it’s okay, new UI
PlotterDepot@EdCates @hacks4pancakes @JefParker @kathygriffin
But aren't twitter employees REQUIRED now to show up to the office (or get fired?)
But aren't twitter employees REQUIRED now to show up to the office (or get fired?)
Tim@JefParker @kathygriffin yeah that’s a parody account per their description
E.N. WilsonI'm guessing that was a parody account, because what happened when he tried to change his name back was a different type of joke.
Mujer_Tropical@JefParker @kathygriffin How in the world did such an inept manager get so rich? I would have asked him for a billion dollars, just to see his reaction.
Hotspur🏳️🌈🇺🇦
Vacuum Implosion
@kathygriffin so much for the enforced “back to office scheme of (checks watch) two weeks ago. Really glad you made it over.
Serion@kathygriffin
Well it was fun while it lasted. Thanks for joining the Fediverse!
Well it was fun while it lasted. Thanks for joining the Fediverse!
Karim Zidan@kathygriffin The end is near…
Frank Bennett 🇯🇵@kathygriffin The Caine Mutiny 2022.
tim@kathygriffin after he told them all to report on-site?
Totally normal stuff.
Mono 🐒
Sascha Pallenberg 🇹🇼 ♻️ ⚡@kathygriffin this goes down in flames!
Make sure to download your archive, Kathy! Oh wait.... :)
P.S. I'm so glad you are!
Megan 
@kathygriffin This is the longest trainwreck ever....
Cate
Tim Thomas@kathygriffin it has fallen apart without you.
The Linux Legend@kathygriffin Watching billionaire having a meltdown in real life be like...
Nick IstreThe timing of these posts in my timeline: https://fosstodon.org/@shawnhooper/109362225553297219
Shawn Hooper (he/him) (@[email protected])
Attached: 1 image Wasn't there a story a year or two ago of Facebook's team being locked out of their data centres because access control relied on Facebook being up?
Masselyn@kathygriffin - biggest damn car wreck that we just can’t turn away from. Or one that we all apparently are involved in.
Jeanne Miller@kathygriffin I am enjoying this SO much!
David™ 🍔🍕🍗🌮@kathygriffin I think this is all some kinda billionaire bet he lost with Bezos or another illuminati. Like "I bet you can't destroy Twitter..." or something.
Tomas Bruno Choy 🐐🇨🇦@kathygriffin and now the end is near...
SusanHR
Declan Donald@SusanHR @kathygriffin hello Susan how are you doing?
Sil@kathygriffin kay.... he wants ppl to get back to work in the office but the office is closed. Makes totally sense.
Angela@kathygriffin not surprised one bit.
Dear Friend🌻@kathygriffin Elon spent $44 billion dollars to take his ball and go home. Wow. What a spectacle of waste.
SteveL 🏳️🌈🇺🇦🥓@kathygriffin it’s like watching a disaster movie at 3x speed!
Opal Katz@kathygriffin Heads up on this new very long but very well documented thread on Suk Melon, just icymi, I guarantee you will enjoy:
#ElonMusk
https://twitter.com/capitolhunters/status/1593307541932474368?s=20&t=8_5zX3Le3lS2U2g2lIjh3A
#ElonMusk
https://twitter.com/capitolhunters/status/1593307541932474368?s=20&t=8_5zX3Le3lS2U2g2lIjh3A
capitolhunters (@capitolhunters) on X
Someone has to say it: Elon Musk has lied for 27 years about his credentials. He does not have a BS in Physics, or any technical field. Did not get into a PhD program. Dropped out in 1995 & was illegal. Later, investors quietly arranged a diploma - but not in science. 🧵1/
DJDWade@kathygriffin ya... Elon's a freakin genius..
LaOneHuman@DWade25 @kathygriffin Working with Putin to bring unrest to North America.
Online Nerd@kathygriffin Is this real?
Andi in Oz
Gage Randall@kathygriffin omg this is just too good 😂
mkb
Joseph MD@kathygriffin Twitter is crashing and burning faster than a Tesla
John Terwiske@kathygriffin Well, the RIPTwitter hashtag is burning up over there. Good luck keeping it from falling. Amazing.
Jan Libby@kathygriffin Swisher's saying it's not ending tonight... but she's busy interviewing some of our favorite lesbians - so maybe she doesn't know everything that's going on atm.
@kathygriffin Did you get your Twitter account back?
HighTechWriter@kathygriffin I hope you have plenty of popcorn because it’s gonna be a classic Silicon Valley shit show. 🙂
El_Edu 
@kathygriffin Elon does know that employees don't need to be IN the building to sabotage whatever he is trying to do, right?
🌈Dr. Frizzle@kathygriffin shit’s wild tonight
@pilazer@kathygriffin There’s much better things he could have done with $44bn, but hosting a huge public bonfire isn’t the worst.
Joffaboy
Kyreeth
skribe 🇺🇦 
@JeffEvans @kathygriffin @NewtonMark Just....wow! I wonder if Elon kept sticking his fingers into wall sockets as a child. It hurts Mummy, but I like the tingling feeling.
Prof West Wing Chicken Shack@kathygriffin because the idiot in charge fired the people who manage card access to their premises.
Ken Cox@kathygriffin Elon Musk is acting like everything is fine. He thinks people visiting Twitter to watch it burn is a good thing for his brand.
Dominic Booth@kathygriffin I think Elon is trolling.
It cant honestly go down that fast.
Douglas @revdjenk Jenkins@kathygriffin
They laid off the person in charge of the badge access, and then someone cut off badge access for the WHOLE Twitter staff, including Elon! That is what happened.
Elon called the laid off employee to return and help them fix this. Not sure what he has decided.
They laid off the person in charge of the badge access, and then someone cut off badge access for the WHOLE Twitter staff, including Elon! That is what happened.
Elon called the laid off employee to return and help them fix this. Not sure what he has decided.
cyberooney
@TweetsMulrooney @kathygriffin
I keep forgetting I can share things like that... still new..
Kenji@kathygriffin And the World Cup starts this weekend. Interesting time for Twitter Me Elmo to have a panic attack.
Anna@kathygriffin Yesterday it was signing a contract and working insane hours. He claims to have worked 120 hr weeks at Tesla and stated he slept on the floor. Magats were crying fire them all unless they are hardcore.. Elen is killing twitter one day at a time.