Lynnesbian 
mastodon? more like ASStodon! all i wanna do is boost a post, but right as i go to click it, some other post moves it out of the way! what a shitload of fuck. and sometimes, everyone just makes their profile picture the same. yeah. that's their idea of a joke. and i'm NOT making this up. oh, and don't even get me started on the north korea discourse. WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?!
Dec 29, 2018 at 5:36pmWeb
Show threadLynnesbian Dec 29, 2018
she's the angriest tooter you've ever heard
she's the angry mastodon nerd
Show threadLynnesbian Dec 29, 2018
this was worth changing shorts
Show threadLynnesbian Dec 29, 2018
I MEANT SHIRTS
Show threadLynnesbian Dec 29, 2018
nobody's mentioned that i'm using mastodon with an xbox controller
or that i have a pen clipped onto my shirt despite not having a breast pocket
Show threaddani little ponie  ​Dec 30, 2018
@lynnesbian is there another way to use mastodon? 
Show threadLynnesbian Dec 30, 2018
@00dani by pressing dani's buttons instead of xbox buttons
Show threadAudrey needs spaceDec 30, 2018
@lynnesbian @00dani l-lewd
Show threadLynnesbian Dec 30, 2018
@audrey @00dani
hold both triggers and press AYY BBY to unlock infinite smooches
Show threadAudrey needs spaceDec 30, 2018

@lynnesbian @00dani

just so you know I did this on my switch

Show threadAudrey needs spaceDec 30, 2018

@lynnesbian @00dani

THE CONSOLE, NOT THE SEX THING, I SWEAR I MEANT THE CONSOLE

Show threadAudrey needs spaceDec 30, 2018

@lynnesbian @00dani

Also when i next see dani Im gonna do it with her (if she wants to) ​

Show threaddani little ponie  ​Dec 30, 2018
@audrey @lynnesbian ​
Show threadLynnesbian Dec 29, 2018
i'm gonna be proud of this one for a long time
Show threadLynnesbian Apr 10, 2020
update: no longer proud of it
Show threadstonerDec 29, 2018
@lynnesbian can you boost the masto rap, I still think about that one every day
Show threadLynnesbian Dec 29, 2018
@stoner
comin right up
Show threadstonerDec 29, 2018
@lynnesbian thank you!!
Show threadalarmingly large glaceon girl 🍓Feb 28, 2019
@lynnesbian yeah?
Show threadLynnesbian Feb 28, 2019
@monorail yeah 😎
Show threadMovedFeb 28, 2019
@lynnesbian it’s hilarious also in the small video clip, is that you? If so, you’re cute.
Show threadLynnesbian Feb 28, 2019
@Clipsey that is me, yes 
Show threadtoiletDec 29, 2018
@lynnesbian oh my god lynne
Show threadhealynDec 29, 2018
@lynnesbian your "basic american" accent is getting really good
Show threadLynnesbian Dec 29, 2018
@healyn it's my shitty AVGN impression
Show threadhealynDec 29, 2018
@lynnesbian i didnt know what this was until right now
Show threadLynnesbian Dec 29, 2018
@healyn
wait so you were boosting my AVGN shitpost thread without even knowing who he was
that makes it so much better omfg
Show threadhealynDec 29, 2018
@lynnesbian the picture said it all, really
Show thread(Foxfire)^2Dec 29, 2018
@lynnesbian catch me rolling on my sofa w tears in my eyes lmao
Show threadMarsxyz - sponsoredDec 29, 2018
@lynnesbian
This shitpost had necessited a lot of work
Show threadlunarisedDec 29, 2018

@lynnesbian

Are you ok friend?

Show threadfrom srgl import merpDec 29, 2018
@lynnesbian when the discourse starts and you're already tired of it
Show threadLainy Dec 29, 2018
@lynnesbian using mastodon? I'd rather have a buffalo take a diarrhea dump in my ear
Show threadHaelwenn /элвэн/ Dec 29, 2018
@lynnesbian This is why I almost never boost/fav on the mastodon frontend and almost keep a pleroma-fe open for it.
Show threadLynnesbian Dec 29, 2018
@lanodan you can also scroll down slightly before clicking it, which stops it from moving
or click the post to expand it, then boost it from the expanded view
i know it's a shitty workaround but it works
Show threadHaelwenn /элвэн/ Dec 29, 2018
@lynnesbian Nope the scroll down trick is broken, at least in firefox/webkit.
Show threadSkip Intro, KRUB News at 9Dec 29, 2018
@lynnesbian Is this Contra Points?
Show threadSwoocy LucyDec 29, 2018
@lynnesbian believe it or not, this video makes me love you even more
Show threadSkip Intro, KRUB News at 9Dec 29, 2018
@CornishRepublicanArmy @lynnesbian It makes me wanna smoosh Lynne's cheeks.
Show threadLynnesbian Dec 29, 2018
@CornishRepublicanArmy i'll make as many shitty videos as you want ❤️
Show threadSwoocy LucyDec 29, 2018
@lynnesbian you're super funny! and mega cute too, so how could I not love them so much?
Show threadBen Lubar (any pronouns)Dec 29, 2018

@lynnesbian

fun fact: my entire community once got banned from the Discourse support forum due in part to everyone setting their profile pictures to (different) pictures of Mr. Burns from the Simpsons.

Show threadLynnesbian Dec 29, 2018
@ben
eeeexcellent
Show threadtobyDec 29, 2018
@lynnesbian get it together game designers
Show threadMaddie Died And Went To CryptidsDec 30, 2018
@lynnesbian lynne you are a treasure
Show threaddani little ponie  ​Dec 30, 2018

@lynnesbian lynne

i love you

Show threadAudrey needs spaceDec 30, 2018
@00dani @lynnesbian same tbh
Show threadLynnesbian Dec 30, 2018
@00dani i love you too dani~
Show threadReeve who walks among the rowsDec 30, 2018
@lynnesbian you almost made it through the whole thing 😂
Show threadknzk forever Dec 29, 2018
@lynnesbian fuck off
Show threadLynnesbian Dec 29, 2018
@citrustwee
i'm gonna take you back to the past
to boost the birthday jokes that suck ass
Show threadknzk forever Dec 29, 2018
@lynnesbian please god no
Show threadhealynDec 29, 2018
@lynnesbian ever heard of linux?
Show threadLynnesbian Dec 29, 2018
@healyn
alright, let's try this new arch linux thing. i pop the USB disk in the computer, and... i gotta install it myself? i gotta type in a bunch of commands to format my own hard drive and load the components on manually? what is this, the fucking 1980's? alright, so i install my shitty operating system, reboot the computer, and-- uh oh, i missed a step! turns out i need a "boot loader" or some shit. okay, so i do it again, and now what? i just type shit in the terminal all day like a fuckin' neandarthal? no. of course not. you gotta install your desktop environment. by the time you're finished with all this shit, computers probably won't even exist anymore!
Show thread🕷️ Chris 🕷️ 🏴Dec 29, 2018
@lynnesbian @healyn GUIs are the equivalent of banging rocks together for most tasks in comparison to the expressiveness of a CLI. You will enjoy the Neanderthal lifestyle soon enough
Show threadhealynDec 29, 2018
@lynnesbian ah shit, this is gonna get actual responses. fuck
Show threadLynnesbian Dec 29, 2018
@healyn
windows 10? more like win-don't even fuckin' bother. cause that's what microsoft did! they just threw candy crush and a bunch of shitty ads in there and called it a day. at least it's not windows 8. alright, so i turn on the computer, type in my fuckin' license key -- like entering the password on castlevania 2. and here we go, the windows desktop. ...after the piece of shit fuckin' loads! and it takes FOREVER to load. and even when you think it's finished, you right-click the desktop, and it's gotta load some more! what were they thinking?! so you open the video player, and -- what? what do you mean i gotta purchase a fuckin' codec pack?! there's microtransactions in my operating system! how did they fuck it up SO BAD? was this piece of shit published by LJN?
Show threadhealynDec 29, 2018
@lynnesbian more like Microfuckoft!!!
Show threadLynnesbian Dec 29, 2018
@healyn they probably called it microsoft because bill gates is sittin' there playing with his micro soft dick all day instead of making the fuckin' operating system!
Show threadNew Communist RangerDec 31, 2018
@lynnesbian @healyn don’t forget 100% disk usage for the first 20 mins of use if you don’t have an ssd.