mastodon? more like ASStodon! all i wanna do is boost a post, but right as i go to click it, some other post moves it out of the way! what a shitload of fuck. and sometimes, everyone just makes their profile picture the same. yeah. that's their idea of a joke. and i'm NOT making this up. oh, and don't even get me started on the north korea discourse. WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?!
she's the angriest tooter you've ever heard
she's the angry mastodon nerd
nobody's mentioned that i'm using mastodon with an xbox controller
or that i have a pen clipped onto my shirt despite not having a breast pocket
@lynnesbian is there another way to use mastodon? 
@00dani by pressing dani's buttons instead of xbox buttons
@audrey @00dani
hold both triggers and press AYY BBY to unlock infinite smooches

@lynnesbian @00dani

just so you know I did this on my switch

@lynnesbian @00dani

Also when i next see dani Im gonna do it with her (if she wants to)