Lynnesbian Dec 29, 2018
mastodon? more like ASStodon! all i wanna do is boost a post, but right as i go to click it, some other post moves it out of the way! what a shitload of fuck. and sometimes, everyone just makes their profile picture the same. yeah. that's their idea of a joke. and i'm NOT making this up. oh, and don't even get me started on the north korea discourse. WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?!
Show threadhealynDec 29, 2018
@lynnesbian ever heard of linux?
Show threadLynnesbian Dec 29, 2018
@healyn
alright, let's try this new arch linux thing. i pop the USB disk in the computer, and... i gotta install it myself? i gotta type in a bunch of commands to format my own hard drive and load the components on manually? what is this, the fucking 1980's? alright, so i install my shitty operating system, reboot the computer, and-- uh oh, i missed a step! turns out i need a "boot loader" or some shit. okay, so i do it again, and now what? i just type shit in the terminal all day like a fuckin' neandarthal? no. of course not. you gotta install your desktop environment. by the time you're finished with all this shit, computers probably won't even exist anymore!
Show threadhealynDec 29, 2018
@lynnesbian ah shit, this is gonna get actual responses. fuck
Show threadLynnesbian 
@healyn
windows 10? more like win-don't even fuckin' bother. cause that's what microsoft did! they just threw candy crush and a bunch of shitty ads in there and called it a day. at least it's not windows 8. alright, so i turn on the computer, type in my fuckin' license key -- like entering the password on castlevania 2. and here we go, the windows desktop. ...after the piece of shit fuckin' loads! and it takes FOREVER to load. and even when you think it's finished, you right-click the desktop, and it's gotta load some more! what were they thinking?! so you open the video player, and -- what? what do you mean i gotta purchase a fuckin' codec pack?! there's microtransactions in my operating system! how did they fuck it up SO BAD? was this piece of shit published by LJN?
Dec 29, 2018 at 5:44pmWeb
Show threadhealynDec 29, 2018
@lynnesbian more like Microfuckoft!!!
Show threadLynnesbian Dec 29, 2018
@healyn they probably called it microsoft because bill gates is sittin' there playing with his micro soft dick all day instead of making the fuckin' operating system!
Show threadNew Communist RangerDec 31, 2018
@lynnesbian @healyn don’t forget 100% disk usage for the first 20 mins of use if you don’t have an ssd.