LLW902
re-toot this if you are not horny. we need to stand up for ourselves and reclaim this before it becomes a nightmare portal for the horny masses
Aug 17, 2018 at 4:26amWeb
Show threadDick HolesAug 17, 2018
@LLW902 what if you're only half horny?
Show threadJaneAug 17, 2018
@LLW902 I was never horny even before the HRT, and I have only grown stronger
Show threadHere for the Cats & CommunismAug 17, 2018
@LLW902 What if you are usually horny, but you've had too much vodka and have thought it was a good idea to read The Declaration of Causes of Seceding States and can no longer feel or in any way connect with your genitals and cannot get horny maybe ever again?
Show threadryanAug 17, 2018
@LLW902
Sides are being taken in the looming Great Horny War
Show threadOl' GreggorvskiAug 17, 2018

@LLW902

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Show threadGetinthebackofthevan!Aug 17, 2018
@LLW902 I am the horny masses. Tootin my Tooter.
Show thread(Jeb) Bush's Baked BeansAug 17, 2018
@LLW902 thinking of becoming the Ross Douthat of Mastodon
Show threadgordAug 17, 2018
@LLW902 horny defense force
Show threadbattle ferretAug 17, 2018
@LLW902
i cant in good conscience boost this
Show threadtoots against the machineAug 17, 2018
@BattleFerret @LLW902 but battle ferret...if you get horny...you die
Show threadbattle ferretAug 17, 2018
@gatsbywasacommie
horniness is not a curse, its a blessing. and if i must be they horny martyr, then so be it
Show threadtoots against the machineAug 17, 2018
@BattleFerret ferrets can die if they get too horny lmao. if you shall be a martyr for the horny ferrets i will support you
Show threadbattle ferretAug 17, 2018
@gatsbywasacommie
in the ferret community we call it the "incel fever." thankfully it only affects females. i'll be fine
Show threadIm over at jorts.horse nowAug 17, 2018
@LLW902 too sad to be horny. Im on your side in this war
Show threadProlechariot DriverAug 17, 2018
@LLW902 I cannot in all honesty RT this but I support you despite my degeneracy
Show threadJames ☭Aug 17, 2018
@LLW902 the last thing I want is for mastodon to become “masto-dong”
Show threadglennfinitoAug 17, 2018
@LLW902 absolutely not
Show threadPEDRO STROPS CAP BILLAug 17, 2018
@LLW902 I respect the hustle
Show threadbeans is posting 🐬Aug 17, 2018
@LLW902 can’t wait for the nonhorny.social instance to start