i am probably not going to manage to be nicer on here
@LLW902
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formerly @actnormalorelse, formerly @notabigjerk, now i rotate sandwiches
This stupid app
u guys doin ok over here or what
it turns out that getting your face cut open in like 4 places kinda sucks ass for a while
NIXON: now what the hell is this? People are talking about tooting? And boosting?
HALDEMAN: it's a new form of drug, sir. you toot then your friends boost you
NIXON: so is it uppers? downers?
HALDEMAN: hard to say, sir
will posting on mastadon get me breast implants? no?? guess i gotta keep grindin 💯💯😜👸🍎☝️☝️🎳💄
the mastodon exodus, an oral history
day 1: some good accounts got banned, lets see em on the new site
day 2: this is so sweet and innocent, everyone will be nice forever
day 3: the first Horny Backlash
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day 6+: mostly gossiping about twitter