I need to remind everyone that localization rules

when I have to pick a cartouche to give my comrades

eugene: i will make a social site for people to have friends, and be nice
average mastodon user: ok so here's a photo that really brings out the topography of my ass
eugene: n-no

posting some cakes

Ahem...I believe ‘soda’ is the proper nomenclature

When a toot goes viral it becomes a sphincter siren.