still tossing up whether to migrate to the bofa account but i do have one there, if you're interested. it's @[email protected]. and if you're interested in my personal acc, it's @ryan. thanks

ok so i get the dualism of sincerity and irony but you're all missing out on a very special third category: apathy

the obvious solution to the fermi paradox is that all sufficiently advanced life ends up being too online to bother trying to find other alien worlds

having a podcast as a sort of fashion accessory

i hope you're having a good day/evening and you're enjoying your time here on mastodon. it's nice to have your company here on the feed :)

how fucking good are tater tots just sayin

excite your partner by bringing an eggplant into the bedroom. when they ask what the eggplant is for, just say, "soon". you won't actually use the eggplant but your partner's mind will be racing with possibilities, mystery, and excitement

i made a personal acc for me to post things that don't have a general vibe of horny and online at @ryan

Skeletons are funny because they're meant to be a morbid memento mori but when you see them depicted walkin round and doing normal stuff they look hilarious and goofy