Getinthebackofthevan!

@surfin_cow
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Former Garbage Twitter
Current Mastodumpster
Damn looks like I missed da party!
Friday the 13th falls on a Friday this month!
Me biting into my donkey steak: "This tastes like ass!"
Now I'm pooppin' & lookin'
I'm poppin' and lockin'. Should probably go see a doctor about my joints.
I'm really dumb. How do I get onto Radical Town if at all possible? I've been gone for a while and don't remember how shit works
Where's Porgporgporgporg? I miss that guy

Twitter? I BARELY USED 'ER.

Before I was banned. So tell Jack to unban me and that he is a coward.

Hooked on the Today show. Especially for Al. I guess you could say I'm livin' la vida Roker.
Did we impeach Trump yet? I hear it's going to happen any day now!