OH: That’s what you do for your diabetes: Water, lemon, & HONEY

#YeahNo

Maga Christians at the Pearly Gates: Lord, here I am! I did everything right!

Republican Jesus: Yes, I see you expertly cracked my secret scripture code telling you to ignore 99% of what I and my prophets said so you could base your entire lifestyle around an extremist reading of half a dozen passages that justified your preexisting biases and prevented any social tension with your friends and family.

#RepublicanJesus #maga #YeahNo #hypocrisy

Jazzfestival Saalfelden 2026 – Vorverkauf gestartet und erste Informationen zum Programm

https://jazzpages.de/jazzfestival-saalfelden-2026-vorverkauf-gestartet-und-erste-informationen-zum-programm-2602101/

"Student emails will be answered within 24 hours during the first week of class. After that, response time will be determined by a formula incorporating the response time of the student in past communication as well as the student's punctuality in submitting assignments and..."

#JobFantasy #Professor #YeahNo #IfOnly

There were some pretty intense looking rides and I didn't go in any of them, lol. πŸ˜…

#scaredycat #carnival #kermis #carnivalrides #intense #afraidofheights #hoogtevrees #yeahno #nope

Young car designers, Hey lets make the front look sick AF by making it look like it's coming apart, making the panels a light color and putting in black plastic to accent the pie shaped seams, also wide AF! #YeahNo

google drive

2015: (I dig for five minutes and find I am using 83% of my free storage)

2020: Hey, you might want to know you're using 83% of your free storage. You could buy more... if you want...

2024: Alert! You are using Eighty Three Percent of your free storage! Sure you don't want to upgrade?

2025: HOLY SHIT YOU ARE AT 83% UPGRADE NOW YOU BUFFOON WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU THINKING OH MY GOD

#google #yeahno

They made a movie of "Starsky & Hutch".. me and Frau CF both being of an age where we used to occasionally catch it on TV as nippers, we thought "ok then, how bad will this be?"

It caused a couple of snort-laughs, but... #YeahNo

I wonder where this snarky Canadianism comes from. A film, maybe?

Person: (hopefully makes a weird or preposterous request).

Me: Yeah … (pretends to consider it) … NO.

#yeahNo πŸ˜‚

Not just really good at running, Keely Hodgkinson is also a master of the the 'yeah,no' interview technique.

#YeahNo