Mastodawn

Maga Christians at the Pearly Gates: Lord, here I am! I did everything right!

Republican Jesus: Yes, I see you expertly cracked my secret scripture code telling you to ignore 99% of what I and my prophets said so you could base your entire lifestyle around an extremist reading of half a dozen passages that justified your preexisting biases and prevented any social tension with your friends and family.

#RepublicanJesus #maga #YeahNo #hypocrisy

TommasinaResist⚜️🦋🐈‍⬛🇺🇦🍁Nov 25

I've started placing Republican Jesus memes as comments on threads that bring out hateful, anti-immigrant rhetoric. Feel free to copy to your own device & use them. Let's add more here. Do you have any? Please add your own to the collection here. ☺️🐈‍⬛🦋 #RepublicanJesus #USDemocracy #Voices4Victory

Big Rob Nov 7

https://theonion.com/mike-johnson-my-christian-faith-is-more-about-not-jacking-off-than-feeding-the-poor/ #republicanJesus

Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’

The Onion

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Trump & Epstein: Biz partners.Oct 26

@Lana
#RepublicanJesus tells them something quite different:

TrèsFluke Sep 15

"I once killed a man, just so I could resurrect him again. Ha ha ha, I'm kidding of course, I let him die. He didn't have insurance."

#RepublicanJesus

Brett Harper Aug 17, 2025

#RepublicanJesus #WWJD #ChristianFascism #NoLoveLikeChristianHate #Zionism #GazaGenocide #Gaza #Israel

RE: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:f7utvjkqbgwfjonqtpfcf5fu/post/3lwmvhwn6ad2a

Brett Harper Aug 15, 2025

Can you imagine if the #DC #homeless acted like the #Zionist Jews your taxes support and just decided to settle on rural peoples land after mostly rural voters and those aligned with them told them to leave the city? #EatTheRich #WarOnTheHomeless #RepublicanJesus apnews.com/article/trum...

DC's homeless pack up as sweep...

What we know about Trump's plan to move homeless people from DC

President Donald Trump has announced plans to move homeless people away from the nation's capital as part of a crime crackdown in Washington. But some details such as where homeless people might be taken are unclear. And there are questions about the legality of the plans. White House officials say authorities are focusing on enforcing existing laws. District of Columbia officials are making additional space available at shelters, as well as conducting outreach at homeless encampments. City residents worry that Trump's approach doesn't try to help address the root causes of homelessness.

AP News

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Brett Harper Aug 7, 2025

10) And then #RepublicanJesus said "If you are poor that must be your fault and if you are homeless get a job you lazy slob and stop doing drugs." "Giving people food without accepting payment is Socialism." "Fuck your neighbor. You come first! Always! Tell them to fuck off and go away!"

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Brett Harper Jul 31, 2025

#RepublicanJesus doesn't care about you being #sick, #hungry, #poor, #homeless, struggling etc. He hated #immigrants right? Not like he was one fleeing a king trying to kill him and his parents. The #Christian #Church is upside down. There is no #love like Christian #hate.