#WorkStories:
Someone from my company needs SSH access to some special, new machines hosted by a service provider. So, how do you securely exchange SSH keys?

The process that the nontechnical people came up with:
The service provider creates an #SSH key pair and sends us the private key via e-mail.
But they don't want to send over the SSH private key *unencrypted* via e-mail, that would be insecure. So someone should generate a #PGP key pair, send the public key to the service provider (via e-mail), who would encrypt the SSH private key with it and then send it via e-mail.

I can't decide whether I should be rolling on the floor laughing, crying in a quiet corner of the office or banging my head against the wall.

   

#cryptography #publickeycryptography #publickeycrypto

What Surprising Things Have You Witnessed in Your Workplace?

#WorkStories #OfficeLife #UnbelievableMoments Hey everyone! 😊 We all have those moments at work where we just can’t believe what we’ve witnessed or experienced, right? Whether it’s a co-worker’s wild antics, a bizarre office policy, or maybe even something that made you think, “Is this really happening?” 💬 So, I’d love to hea...
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What Surprising Things Have You Witnessed in Your Workplace?

#WorkStories #OfficeLife #UnbelievableMoments Hey everyone! 😊 We all have those moments at work where we just can’t believe what we’ve witnessed or experienced, right? Whether it’s a co-worker’s wild antics, a bizarre office policy, or maybe even something that made you think, “Is this really happening?” 💬 So, I’d love to hea...
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What Surprising Things Have You Witnessed in Your Workplace? - MyMetric360

"Share your wildest 'I can't believe they did that at work' story! Join the fun and discover unbelievable workplace tales. Click to share!"

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What Surprising Nonsexual NSFW Work Moments Have You Experienced?

#WorkStories #OfficeHumor #NSFW #Nonsexual #WorkplaceTales Hey there, folks! 😊 I’ve got a fun question to throw out there: **What’s the most bizarre, nonsexual NSFW thing that’s happened to you or a coworker at work?** We all have those moments that are way too hilarious or awkward for the workplace but totally safe...
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What Surprising Nonsexual NSFW Work Moments Have You Experienced? - MyMetric360

"Discover hilarious nonsexual NSFW work stories! Share your funniest office moments and see if yours tops the list!"

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Two Crazy stories about when I worked at Wetherspoons #wetherspoons #humour #workstory #workstories Check out Kerr's video! #TikTok https://vm.tiktok.com/ZGeVG64RQ/
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I had to change my Windows/laptop enterprise-managed password this morning. I think I am up to about 10 times where I have had to enter my new password on a device or application, each time requiring an authenticator verification. At least I get to remember my new password.

#WorkStories

I have a co-worker who is on a solo crusade to eliminate abbreviations from written language. I am new employee who has to ask every time I encounter a new abbreviation in a field I have not worked in before. Stay tuned this solo crusade may shortly turn into a dynamic duo of just-write-it-out crusaders. #work #WorkStories

It's catch-up day at work. Like weeding the garden. Getting rid of those little, irritant tasks. So I'm listening to Joni Mitchell's 'Court and Spark' on my new AirPods and these lines get me every time.

I wish I had more sense of humor
Keeping the sadness at bay
Throwing the lightness on these things
Laughing it all away

#JoniMitchell #PeoplesParties #WorkStories #music

There were definitely days at my old job that I took full advantage of their gas reimbursement policy where I drove sometimes 80 miles in a day just to get more money reimbursed at the end of the month.

I still worked and got the best out of my voter registration goals to hit for the week, but sometimes I'd pick far out events just for free food or a place I wanted to visit before or after work.
#work #WorkStories #DrivingAdventures #nonprofit #VDR #VoterDeputyRegistrar
One of my proudest non-work accomplishments at work.
Yeah, the caller was my co-worker’s wife. I don’t think she likes me.
#SmartAss #telephone #WorkStories #funny #joke