#Trump is now bragging about having met is goals in the #Iran war "weeks ahead of schedule"... three weeks into the war that was supposed to go on for " four to five weeks".

As usual, every word that's coming from #Trump's mouth is a lie.

What those goals are is probably a mystery to everyone in the #WhiteHouse, too.

Apart from that now #Trump threatens to attack civilian infrastructure (power stations to be precise) to force the iranian government to re-open the #straightofhormuz .

Apart from being a blunt violation of #internationallaw, I don't get the strategy behind it. (My best guess is that Trump is just copying #Putin in his war with #Ukraine - giving #Putin a good opportunity to deflect criticism.) People in #Iran are much less dependent on #energy than people in #Ukraine, since the winters aren't as cold, especially now that #winter is over and #spring is coming. I get that #Putin just wants to demoralise the Ukrainian population, to break their will to fight back and ultimately weaken their resistance. But in #Iran, much of the population is already *against* their government. They don't have the will to fight *for* their government and defend their country. (Of course, there are those that do - but still the situation is very different from Ukraine.)

When #ChuckNorris goes to #heaven, he's going there to *stay*. #easter

https://www.tagesschau.de/kultur/chuck-norris-gestorben-100.html

#US government officials: The war on #Iran costs about 1 or 2 billion $ per day.
( https://theintercept.com/2026/03/17/trump-iran-war-cost/ )

#Trump: The #war on #Iran will take maybe "four to five weeks".
( https://www.nytimes.com/2026/03/10/us/politics/trump-iran-war-how-long-timeline.html )

Also #Trump: We need 200 billion $ for the war.
( https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c5y73gwk1qdo )

So let's do the math: 5 weeks * 7 days/week * 2bn$/day = 70bn$
Almost the same as 200bn!

#math #uspol #alternativemath #alternativemaths