br00t4c2d ago
Zut Alors! You Almost Forgot To Come To Le Fete Montreal D'Wonquette! Thank goodness we reminded you in time. #Wonkette #Montreal www.wonkette.com/p/zut-alors-...

Zut Alors! You Almost Forgot T...
Zut Alors! You Almost Forgot To Come To Le Fete Montreal D'Wonquette!

Thank goodness we reminded you in time.

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Guillotine Jones, FlâneurMay 21
Self-described victims are already coming out of the woodwork to get their grubby hands on some of that sweet, sweet $1,776-million Trump 'weaponization' dough.
The members of this cast of characters will probably surprise few of us when they're all finally lined up with their hands out and their self-serving hubris fully revealed.
In the meantime, though, you can join Wonkette's Gary Legum as he begins to reveal the boldest and brazenest of the worst of the worst:
"...compensating the people who trashed the Capitol and threatened the lives of elected officials would be akin to compensating the families of the 9/11 terrorists who flew those planes into buildings, not their victims."
https://www.wonkette.com/p/grubby-maga-grifters-slithering-from
#SlushFund #USPolitics #Corruption #Wonkette
#GaryLegum
Show threadwendythedruidApr 28
@wdlindsy Fellow #wonkette?
br00t4cApr 22
Montreal! Depechez! Rejoignez-Nous En Juin Pour La Gala D' Les Wonques! Hallelujah! #Wonkette #Montreal #qcpoli #cdnpoli www.wonkette.com/p/montreal-d...

Montreal! Depechez! Rejoignez-...
Montreal! Depechez! Rejoignez-Nous En Juin Pour La Gala D' Les Wonques!

Hallelujah!

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Guillotine Jones, FlâneurFeb 6
It's unofficial!
Mommy blog, Wonkette, has now officially served up more news about the federal invasion of Memphis, Tennessee, than all of the mainstream media combined.
AND they're the first to give national coverage to the story of one of puppy-murderer Kristi Noem's goons needlessly kicking a puppy while breaking into a citizen's home.
THIS puppy will survive, but it required veterinary care for a broken rib.
At least they didn't shoot it like they're shooting people.
https://www.wonkette.com/p/trump-fed-kicks-schnauzer-puppy-in
#Memphis #PuppyAbuse #KristiNoem #Wonkette #Cruelty #EvanHurst
Trump Fed Kicks Schnauzer Puppy In Memphis, Because That's What Happens Now

Nothing is too on the nose.

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Lot⁴⁹Jan 21
From olden Wonkette times. Would the author have been Ken Layne?
#martini #wonkette #chunderroad
https://www.wonkette.com/p/activist-bartenders
Activist Bartenders

Proving thateveryoneis allowed at least one redeeming quality, we quote a Wall Street Journal letter to the editor written by Robert Bork:

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Guillotine Jones, FlâneurDec 16

YOU won't need to click a New York Times paywalled link because Wonkette's Marcie Jones has given us a more entertaining summary than the original article:
It's the story of how that scamp Jeffrey Epstein kept climbing the ladder of financial fraud by scamming rich people out of their favorite dollars.
Besides the side-hustle of sex-trafficking, he built his fortune by running serial cons. When one scam was exposed, he'd just drop it and move on to another -- usually with the help of a woman or a Richie Rich he'd charmed.
Rich people are just like us except they don't face consequences when they're caught.

https://www.wonkette.com/p/oh-look-the-nyt-solved-the-mystery

#USPolitics #JeffreyEpstein #NewYorkTimes #Crime #Con #Fraudster #Wonkette #MarcieJones

Oh Look, The NYT Solved The Mystery Of How Jeffrey Epstein Got His Money!

Short version: scamming and charm.

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WorldTravelerAll7Nov 16, 2025

I love Wonkette 💙 Their articles are great & their headlines crack me up 🤣

#wonkette #corpor8Dems #shutdown #resist #fight

https://open.substack.com/pub/wonkette/p/caving-democrats-spit-in-americas?utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=email

Caving Democrats Spit In America's Face, Swear It's Raining

All this for nothing. Great job, guys!

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Kevin RussellNov 5, 2025

Cellll-ebrate Good times, come on!

Turn.
The volume.
Up.

https://www.wonkette.com/p/turn-the-volume-up

#uspol #nycity #musk #wonkette #trump #california #nj #virginia

Show threadEdelruth, PBS Passport HolderOct 1, 2025

@wdlindsy

"Then there was the woman officer they spoke to, who had this to say, among other things, about Hegseth’s speech and its weird focus on PT and shaving:
“It’s something I would expect from a captain or a. major,” the officer said. “I don’t want the secretary of. war to be focused on baseline PT stuff.”

Great illumination of the fact that Hegseth is utterly unqualified for the job - does not even know, this far along, what his job is.

#Hegseth
#Wonkette