Mastodawn

It's unofficial!
Mommy blog, Wonkette, has now officially served up more news about the federal invasion of Memphis, Tennessee, than all of the mainstream media combined.
AND they're the first to give national coverage to the story of one of puppy-murderer Kristi Noem's goons needlessly kicking a puppy while breaking into a citizen's home.
THIS puppy will survive, but it required veterinary care for a broken rib.
At least they didn't shoot it like they're shooting people.
https://www.wonkette.com/p/trump-fed-kicks-schnauzer-puppy-in
#Memphis #PuppyAbuse #KristiNoem #Wonkette #Cruelty #EvanHurst

Trump Fed Kicks Schnauzer Puppy In Memphis, Because That's What Happens Now

Nothing is too on the nose.

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Lot⁴⁹ Jan 21

From olden Wonkette times. Would the author have been Ken Layne?
#martini #wonkette #chunderroad
https://www.wonkette.com/p/activist-bartenders

Activist Bartenders

Proving thateveryoneis allowed at least one redeeming quality, we quote a Wall Street Journal letter to the editor written by Robert Bork:

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Guillotine Jones, Flâneur Dec 16

YOU won't need to click a New York Times paywalled link because Wonkette's Marcie Jones has given us a more entertaining summary than the original article:
It's the story of how that scamp Jeffrey Epstein kept climbing the ladder of financial fraud by scamming rich people out of their favorite dollars.
Besides the side-hustle of sex-trafficking, he built his fortune by running serial cons. When one scam was exposed, he'd just drop it and move on to another -- usually with the help of a woman or a Richie Rich he'd charmed.
Rich people are just like us except they don't face consequences when they're caught.

https://www.wonkette.com/p/oh-look-the-nyt-solved-the-mystery

#USPolitics #JeffreyEpstein #NewYorkTimes #Crime #Con #Fraudster #Wonkette #MarcieJones

Oh Look, The NYT Solved The Mystery Of How Jeffrey Epstein Got His Money!

Short version: scamming and charm.

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WorldTravelerAll7 Nov 16

I love Wonkette 💙 Their articles are great & their headlines crack me up 🤣

#wonkette #corpor8Dems #shutdown #resist #fight

https://open.substack.com/pub/wonkette/p/caving-democrats-spit-in-americas?utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=email

Caving Democrats Spit In America's Face, Swear It's Raining

All this for nothing. Great job, guys!

Wonkette

Kevin Russell Nov 5

Cellll-ebrate Good times, come on!

Turn.
The volume.
Up.

https://www.wonkette.com/p/turn-the-volume-up

#uspol #nycity #musk #wonkette #trump #california #nj #virginia

Show thread

Edelruth, PBS Passport Holder Oct 1

@wdlindsy

"Then there was the woman officer they spoke to, who had this to say, among other things, about Hegseth’s speech and its weird focus on PT and shaving:
“It’s something I would expect from a captain or a. major,” the officer said. “I don’t want the secretary of. war to be focused on baseline PT stuff.”

Great illumination of the fact that Hegseth is utterly unqualified for the job - does not even know, this far along, what his job is.

#Hegseth
#Wonkette

For I am CJ

Sep 30

I don't always #Wonkette .. but when I do, I definitely take the time to enjoy the Snark:

"Also this weekend, Axios took a break from licking MAGA Nazi ass to focus on the balls for a minute"

https://www.wonkette.com/p/how-to-lie-about-left-wing-terrorism

How To Lie About Left-Wing Terrorism Like A Common Axios And/Or Trump Fascist!

Come join the Ministry of Truth, it's fun and easy!

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Axomamma, Antifa from birth Sep 5, 2025

"We know Trump would hate the comparison, so we’ll make it: It’s reminiscent of Joe Biden’s commitment to a “whole-of-government” approach to climate action, only evil and driven by stupid bullshit."

I love #Wonkette

#USPolitics #RenewableEnergy #WindEnergy #WindFarms #RepublicanDeathCult

https://www.wonkette.com/p/but-what-if-we-could-vaccinate-against

But What If We Could Vaccinate Against Windmill Cancer? What If We Painted The Wind Turbines Gold?

Inherit the wind/reap the whirlwind/blow a foul wind (out your ass).

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john r red-horse Mar 11, 2025

I'm never going to join #Substack, which I guess makes me a #notSubstack(?) I don't know. But, I would like to donate to certain authors, like #paulkrugman and publications, like #Wonkette

Is that even possible?

Thanks!

ErosBlog Bacchus has moved!Mar 5, 2025

Not that voting here in the rapidly-diminishing twilight of the republic has been doing all that much for us, but twenty years ago when I posted this, I still had enough electoral faith in my soul to find it amusing.

https://www.erosblog.com/2004/07/23/fun-with-punctuation-marks/

#asterisk #asshole #uspol #wonkette #vote #voting #anus #anal #ass #assfucker #tee #teeshirt

Fun With Punctuation Marks - ErosBlog

I don't usually visit Wonkette, but today I'm glad I did, because I got to see the most evocative asterisk ever: "Huh-huh, Beavis, he said... Tagged: sex blogging, sex

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