Mastodawn

It's unofficial!
Mommy blog, Wonkette, has now officially served up more news about the federal invasion of Memphis, Tennessee, than all of the mainstream media combined.
AND they're the first to give national coverage to the story of one of puppy-murderer Kristi Noem's goons needlessly kicking a puppy while breaking into a citizen's home.
THIS puppy will survive, but it required veterinary care for a broken rib.
At least they didn't shoot it like they're shooting people.
https://www.wonkette.com/p/trump-fed-kicks-schnauzer-puppy-in
#Memphis #PuppyAbuse #KristiNoem #Wonkette #Cruelty #EvanHurst

Trump Fed Kicks Schnauzer Puppy In Memphis, Because That's What Happens Now

Nothing is too on the nose.

Wonkette

Guillotine Jones, Flâneur Sep 4, 2025

This first paragraph should be enough to whet your appetite for the rest of Evan Hurst's short piece about SecDef Pickled Pete Hegseth restoring the rank of pill-pushing former White House doctor and current MAGA Congress critter from Texas, Ronnie Jackson.

"Under the leadership of former Fox News weekend personality and masculine insecurity spokesmodel Pete “Secretary Shitfaced” Hegseth, the Pentagon has been on a singular mission: It’s out with the intelligence and the decency and the honor and the expertise and the cleverness and the talent and the impressively completed missions and the women and the LGBT and non-white people, and in with the rapists, the racists, the sexists, the alcoholics, the stupids, the Nazis, the traitors, and the Christian nationalists. Organizations do reflect their leadership, after all."
https://www.wonkette.com/p/drunky-pill-pusher-rep-ronny-jackson
#USPolitics #PeteHegseth #RonnieJackson #EvanHurst #SausageParty