"Holy shiiiiit dude when did we get on a roller coaster?"
Arcana couldn't keep herself from snickering as she turned to look at Tank in the back seat. "Nah, we still in the Nebuchadnezzar."
The opossum's expression was so nonplussed, the fox thought his eyebrows might just fly off his head. "They turned my girl into a roller coaster!? Yoooooo..."
If not for her seat belt, Arcana would have doubled over herself. She converted a jovial giggle into a sigh as she shifted her gaze to the driver's seat. Mojo was keeping a straight face as she drove, but just barely.
"Girl, how much did you give him? You know it's his first time!" the fox inquired, with a tone the equivalent of a punch on the shoulder.
"2 milligrams," the coyote answered. "Perfect for a smooth first trip."
With cosmic timing, the road dipped into yet another valley. Immediately following it, a sharp incline, forcing everyone in the car to sway forward and backward rapidly. Mojo was silently unphased, while Arcana yelped, and Tank hollered his little head off.
"Not a smooth road, apparently. Arc, where the hell you takin' us?"
The fox shook her head to regain her barrings before grinning. "You'll see~! You're gonna take this next right."
Contrary to her teasing, the back road made it hard to see much of anything. Every few seconds was a hill, or a turn, or a bramble that obstructed a good chunk of the view on one side. Mojo navigated it flawlessly -- a little too flawlessly for Arcana's taste, the coyote flying just fast enough for her to feel those slopes in her stomach. Admittedly, if she had remembered how turbulent she was, she might have suggested they go to some other location. But the die was cast, the hype was built, and now the trio was off to parts two-thirds unknown.
"Knowing foxy, it's probably somethin' sick..." Tank said, into the back of the headrest as much as to his friends. "Like a... secret fox club... where foxes go to smoke and drink the good shit...."
Arc let her eyes playfully roll. "Oh come on Tank, obviously we're not going somewhere like that."
She let the bit brew before serving. "Because it's foxes only! How would yall get in?"
"Well I don't look THAT different from y'all," Mojo offered. "We the same Chromotype n' shit. You tell 'em I'm your long lost sister? Boom, we in."
"And possum boy?" Arcana pointed out, jabbing her thumb back at Tank (who looked like he was just about ready to suck on it).
"He's your lil' boytoy! Pets get in free," she retorted, not missing a beat.
Arcana was happy she had decided to just play navigator tonight instead of driving. Not because of what Mojo said, but because Tank's immediate reaction was to start barking.
The car erupted; one part unhinged cackling, one part dog impression, and one part coyote who finally found her own chortle.
The eventual cut off for their revelry was quick, sharp, and barely-anticipated: the forewarned right turn, a 110 degree affair that made them all quite happy Tank took good care of his vehicle. Mojo barely slowed down before hitting it, drifting on the worn asphalt and sliding them on track.
"Gods, I fuckin' hate Carolina roads," the fox cursed, turning towards her open window to refresh herself in the night air.
"God, I fuckin' hate Carolina," Mojo amended.
"God, I fuckin'," Tank even further revised.
After further untold time, flying faster than a speeding 2009 Chevy Malibu, Arcana finally indicated for Mojo to turn off onto a gravel road. They took that for a few moments, through a thick brush of green, till the road ended in a wide pavilion. At the end of an empty parking lot sat a modern-enough building, and in the distance, over acres and acres and still more acres of land, an antiquated-enough barn.
"... Nigga, did you take us to a farm?" Mojo asked, slowing the car down seemingly just enough to responsibly glare at Arcana.
"I took us to THE AMCC Research Farm!" the fox corrected, masking a bit of her nerve behind her devil-may-care veneer.
"Aye-mack," Tank dazedly, faithfully called in the traditional cadence of the school chant.
As the car fully coasted to a stop, Arcana let some of her earnest feelings creep through. "I know it's kind of a weird suggestion, but like... inner city Raleigh gets so loud sometimes, especially on campus, and I just figured this would be a good, chill place for Tank's first time, y'know? Ain't nobody gonna bother us out here, no cops, the most we got to worry about is mosquitos."
It was only after she'd made her case that the fox recognized the look that'd been in Mojo's eyes the entire time. Not incredulous but... appreciatory.
"Alright, alright," the coyote responded with an appreciative nod. She wheeled the car up to one of the parking spots off to the side, overlooking one of the pastures.
"Tank, you fuck with this?" She asked, keeping her handpaw tentatively on the gear shift.
The opossum was too busy staring up at the sunroof, and far, far past it. "Holy shit, they got like every star out here..."
Mojo snorted before letting the car park. "Sounds like a yes."
She let her seat recline, lazing back as she looked up and out the windshield. Her arms went up, handpaws resting behind her head. "I fuck with it too, nice change of scenery."
Arcana finally let herself relax hearing... close enough to both of her friends' approval. She sunk into her own seat, releasing her seatbelt so she could melt into it as much as possible. Vulpine eyes shut a moment, before wandering. First at the brilliant night, then at the serene pastoral scene below it, and finally...
She didn't know what spurned her to try laying her head in the coyote's armpit and snuggle up as close as she could. But it happened. And miraculously, Mojo was happy to have her there.
And so they were, staring at everything and nothing, separate and together, watching an earth that stood still and a sky that spun around them. They were, after all, the only two creatures in the world.
And also, there was a blazed opossum in the back seat.
"Y'all I swear to God if I see a UFO or somethin' that shit's going on my youtube."
Mojo snickered, her arm absently coming down. "Nah, if we see somethin' we gotta keep it to ourselves. This is our special spot now."
Arcana couldn't help but nod. Perhaps it was what was said. Or perhaps it was the coyote paw brushing between her ears, playing in her braids, telling her in all ways that she'd done well.
"Mhm! Our little secret."
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