Covid is over because- as we all know- pandemics have a strict expiration date, conveniently aligned with our collective attention span.
#votedemic #vertlartnic

“Why Is Everyone Sick After We Forced Everyone To Get Sick?” Says Man Who Runs Whole Country

#Sunak #UK #Vertlartnic #LongCovid #EOTHO

Edit: oops, spelt Vertlartnic wrong.

Why are we still Covid-ifying the Flu? Why not just ignore it... like we do with global warming, poverty, and unaffordable healthcare?
#Vertlartnic

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Might come in handy when a relevant meme needs to be pulled up quickly 😁

cc @scholar_farmer #CoVIDisnotOver #OpenSearch #FirefoxSearch

From The #Vertlartnic (@TheVertlartnic):

As Fearmongers Talk About Scary Variants Like Arcturus And Acrux, Please Remember That The Best Way To Avoid Inhaling An Airborne Virus Is To Wash Your Hands.

#CovidIsntOver #Pandemic #Satire #CopingMechanisms

Why isn't the Vertlartnic on Mastodon, dammit?

#Satire #OrIsIt
#CovidIsntOver #Vertlartnic