QsotN:

"Slap of guidance!"

"Maybe they're just normal nuisances, like badgers."

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QsotN:

"You've got those goats doing choreography!"

"Honestly, it'd be kind of an experimental piece."
"That's OK. I kind of think of myself as that."

"I've got a quarterstaff. Do you want my quarterstaff?"
"What brand is it?" #DnD #TTRPGQuotes

QsotN:

"How much could a battleaxe cost, 10 gp?"
(DM flips through PH) "In fact, yes."

"Guys, this is dangerous. We should just sell oats. You want oats, we've got oats."

"I WANT to do it, but I think it's not a GOOD IDEA to do it, but I also think it's boring NOT to do it."

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QotN: "So many of these adventures seem to be rescuing the townspeople from sobriety."

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QotN:

"I've gone most of my life without having my head ripped off … "
"You want to … TRY that?"

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QsotN:

"Is this a sacrifice town?"
"This is a town that sacrifices food, not people."
"I could sacrifice the heck out of a knucklehead trout."

"We could take this fortress. Could we take this fortress?"
"Wait, I thought you were a waitress?"
" … Just a joke."

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QsotN:

"I promise you, you don't want to try to put a weasel on a fishhook."

"Like I always said, fish and porridge is better than piss and forage." #DnD #TTRPGQuotes