Joseph Lamoree
SmashedRatOnPressRock solid peer-reviewed research paper from 2003 (University of British Columbia) indicates 98% of social media posts that cite surprising or counter-intuitive statistics don't include reputable sources that readers could check. #totallytruefacts You're welcome.
@ai6yr Not many people know this, but scopes are just like boats— they work equally well forwards and backwards. #totallytruefacts
scottpack@Sempf Fun Fact!! The Gàidhlig for "too much" is "cus". Which is where we get the phrase "cuss words". As in words that you shouldn't say, because phrases like "too much whisky" are impolite.
ViolinknitterWhy do orchestras need conductors? Because the conductor is one of the few people in the room who can count higher than four.
The other people in the room who can count higher than four are the percussionists, and they’re too smart to be hoodwinked into a job that makes them wave their arms through an entire concert.
(Also they aren’t as addicted to the applause afterwards.)
c0ldbruWe all know that John Mastodon's birthday is tomorrow, but what you may not know is that if you hang an empty ATX case from your fireplace tonight, he will come down the chimney and fill it with cool tech! last year I got a wifi pineapple and an Nvidia Tesla card.
So don't forget to leave out an old case tonight, and be sure to put out a plate of Doritos and Malört for John, and maybe some chard for the mastodons that pull his 79 camaro. John Mastodon is real; you just need to believe.
Sydney “The Word” Falk 
Big secret: They're actually the same person. Neither face is their true one. They wear a full-face applique for either persona.
Nobody knows what's actually under the masks. #TotallyTrueFacts
The Cuddlepunk CubBitcoin transfers now take as much brainpower as 10 Oxford Dons and a supply teacher.