If the Tory government had considered applying a bit of mathematical queuing theory to their brexit plans then maybe brexit would never have happened, the UK would still have good trading figures and the ports wouldn’t be log-jammed. #torymaths #ToryBrexitDisaster

A cup of racism + a cup of vindictiveness towards the vulnerable and the disabled + two cups of excessive greed + three cups of thieving behaviour = the @Conservatives #torymaths #AllOutOfIdeas #SunakIsWeak

Here’s a fun #maths problem: if a country’s imports from a £14.5tr trading bloc comprised of 27 sovereign states decrease by 29% while exports to that bloc decrease by 41%, which country is worse off as a result of #Brexit? #ToryMaths #BrexitReality