#RedBeanBear and I are in charge of #brunch

(#RedBeanBear pay attention!! We have #guests. )

He is probably watching #Eurovision and #who isn't #teehee

#DontPanic; #NoOneCares...

It's #confirmed

The #EstonianDrummer is coming to my #wedding to #MisterDen

#WhoElse is coming? #WhoKnows

#Teehee

I have #big #announcement… !

#MisterDen and I are #TyingTheKnot

You #heard it here #first #BreakingNews

Will you be invite to the #wedding at my #BarbieMalibuBeachhouse… ?

You’ll have to ask #RedBeanBear… #Teehee

#DearDiary #MooMoo

There’s some #Crazy #pyscho stalking me.

I would #report him but I feel bad because he is a #certified #psycho.

At least that’s what the #Fediverse tells me #teehee

Maybe the #NHS can get him some help.

If I find it in the #fediverse it is #FairGame

#IDontMakeTheRules #Teehee

#OhDear... #HowSad... #Nevermind...

I am allegedly #suspended by the crazy #"doctor" still follows my #posts

I think I have my own #crazy #stalker

#teehee

#TotallyNotNews

#Redbeanbear whispered in my ear and told me I have #funnier and #wittier posts than someone else he knows #teehee

#StillWorkingAsIntended... #Sad; but #True... #StillTrue™️