Even the most curmudgeonly Hermit can't resist a party when it's at noon, is only two and a half miles away, and is Dog Friendly! Happy Tenth Anniversay to Stephanie and Will! #anniversary #straightmarriage #straightmarriages #straightwedding #straightweddings #tenth #tenthanniversary #party #anniversaryparty #dogfriendly #shybear #shybearbrewery #venue #partyvenue #mifflincountypartyvenue #mifflincounty #spring #celebrate #celebration #friends #friendship #friendships #fun #funtimes #fun

I think the thing that is wrong with Texas is also wrong with [redacted] and probably all reaches of all white supremacist settler colonies, but having got up close and personal with a Texan white Christian #StraightWedding this weekend, I feel comfortable saying what's going on in Texas is dialed up an alarming number of notches from baseline

flattening pitos at the #StraightWedding

I have escaped the #StraightWedding at great cost

i have gone to too many #StraightWedding in my life but at least at some of them i had fantastic food while i was standing in the corner too afraid and closeted to dance

I wouldn't go to a #StraightWedding and I wouldn't because I actually am heterophobic

at the center of the #StraightWedding pinterest board is that one card healyn received that complained about him ruining a wedding with his unchristian dance moves or w/e