That was the worst date Iโ€™ve been on since the cute guy on BART asked me out so he could try to recruit me for Amway. #SingleGay #GayMastodon

Slide your well lubed Batpole deep inside my tight hungry ass and hear me roar in pleasure.

#Gay #bussy #gayporn #fetlife #singlegay #poly #invitation #Bathman #Ass #CumSlut #Bubblebutt #TeamBottom #GayMastodon #HumpDay #KinkyPup #PupTail #hunk

So... I prompted this gay Pride & Predjudice version with #ChatGPT #AI , uh "accidentally." Excerpts below that I had to redact bc of... well, it's romance-novel quality.

Darcy and Bingley always belonged together and you know it.

#OpenAI my bad but I did cross out the best of it.

#PrideandPrejudicevariations #GayStoriesWithGoodEndings #GayStories #JaneAustinFanFic #fanfiction #romancenovels #fanfic #PrideandPrejudice #GaySingle #singlegay #GPT3 #GPT

#introduction My deal: sarcastic, self-deprecating lover of rational content tinged with snark, daydreaming of quitting my job, falling asleep to physics videos I don't understand, and unavailable men. Have a crush on my therapist. ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐ŸŒ ๐Ÿ––๐Ÿค”๐Ÿคฏ

#selfconscious #liberal #doughey #xennial #singlegayโ€‹ #atheist work #cybersecurity stans #MalloryArcher #Robyn #WillRiker goals #foldmylaudry journey #internalfamilysystems

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My deal: sarcastic, self-deprecating lover of rational content tinged with snark, daydreaming of quitting my job, falling asleep to physics videos I don't understand, and unavailable men. Has two therapists and plays them off eachother.

#selfconscious #liberal #doughey #middleaged #singlegay