And my masseur just showed up in shorts, that big mustache, & fine body covered in a delightful nimbus of hair & we’re both getting naked.

I’d probably have an out of body experience if he sat on my face. 2/2

#SelfCare #ShortKing

I was just sharing w/ @elfkin the nuttiness while being in mandatory mental health therapy for 3 wks, 3 days/week, for 3 hrs/day isn’t the help they think it is while the abuser who sent me here in the 1st place didn’t have to sacrifice a single day but there go all my sick time & vacation… it’s punitive & toxic.

I will be calling the whistleblower hotline. 1/2
#SelfCare #ShortKing

As a #ShortKing, I bring us ShortKings together to unite like the avengers. Anyone who is 5-4 or shorter who is a man, I can tell you, height isn't everything, you can't control how tall you are, but you can control how you deal with it. Better to embrace the fact your short than to allow it to take over your life and interactions with people, yes, we are shorter than the average men, yes, there will be some people in the world who will look down upon you because of it, that is the truth, but it doesn't mean we have to be bitter about it. I've been called "Fun-sized", before, and I love it, so unite, be more confident in yourself, not despite your height, but because you are yourself regardless, I can bet, most people who want to get to know you will want to do so because of how you act, not because of your height, and the ones who only care that you are short and don't see you as a person aren't worth getting to know anyway, because it says more about them that they can only see your height instead of seeing you as a complex person, so find people who you can joke with about your height, embrace it, laugh along with it, let the tall people in your life reach up and grab things you can't reach if you wanted to, because that matters more than something you literally can not control, it is more sexy to be confident in yourself than it is to worry about something you will never be able to change anyway.

I am not secretly Judah but I could have written this myself.

Not sure if I think it's more funny or sad tho.

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8M8KMWK/

#Gay #LGBT #LGBTQIA #ToxicMasculinity #Loneliness #Straight #Gym #ShortKing

TikTok - Make Your Day

physical casting was well done too. acording to my little rabbithole, keaton was 5'5, his girlfriend in the film was 5'0, and his dad in the film was 6'4 so he is really towering over them #comedon #shortKing

#HazbinHotel
#HazbinHotelReview
Ep 8 part 9

Charlie is saved by her dad and, this is what makes me think she hasn't truly gotten hold of her powers yet, Adam tries to attack when Lucifer's back is turned. Charlie, like seriously IDK, transforms her arm and catches Adam's hit before it reaches Lucifer.

#Lucifer freakin transforms into his demon self. Badass #ShortKing! and beats the hell out of Adam but is stopped from going all the way by Charlie. Too bad.

Adam manages to climb out of the crater Lucifer put him in and still won't shut up about how great he is. Damn, man, know when to walk away and say you're beaten. Thankfully though, his ranting is cut short by an angel blade to the back.

Courtesy of Niffty. Unhinged little gremlin that she is.

Lute calls for the retreat, and Extermination Day is canceled, leaving the group minus a few members and the hotel in ruins.