Instagram Woman: I love a #ShortKing
Little Person: Wanna go out?
Instagram Woman: Oh! OMG, uh… that’s not, um, I, when I said short, I, hmmm, uh, well… … … *runs away*
俺も一回でいいから背高女性とデートしてみたいww
(118744) When they saw my height...🤣🤣#tallgirl #height #shortking #funny #fyp #heightdifference - YouTube https://www.youtube.com/shorts/JMRyAFo3aBA
And my masseur just showed up in shorts, that big mustache, & fine body covered in a delightful nimbus of hair & we’re both getting naked.
I’d probably have an out of body experience if he sat on my face. 2/2
I was just sharing w/ @elfkin the nuttiness while being in mandatory mental health therapy for 3 wks, 3 days/week, for 3 hrs/day isn’t the help they think it is while the abuser who sent me here in the 1st place didn’t have to sacrifice a single day but there go all my sick time & vacation… it’s punitive & toxic.
I will be calling the whistleblower hotline. 1/2
#SelfCare #ShortKing
I am not secretly Judah but I could have written this myself.
Not sure if I think it's more funny or sad tho.
https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8M8KMWK/
#Gay #LGBT #LGBTQIA #ToxicMasculinity #Loneliness #Straight #Gym #ShortKing