Show threadsix_grandfathers_mountainMay 22

@tafnn
Cold opening?

Cold, hot, I see what you mean

It's a professional verbal #slapstick, #runonsentence made by the great staff working for #Colbert

Dan JonesNov 30, 2025

That feeling when you make yourself a peanut butter and banana sandwich, but you have ¼ of a banana left, and you feel an obligation to eat the last bite of banana, but your sandwiches are already chock full of banana, so now you're in a moral quandary over a bite of banana, so you decide to post about the quandary online and are just really grateful to Gwen Stefani for teaching you how to spell banana.

#TooMuchBanana #MoralDilemma #RunOnSentence #ADHDThoughts

ScottMGSSep 20, 2025

I wonder if someone could hack a roomba (or another similar device) to play a low-fidelity, 10 bar clip of *Turkey in Straw* for that ice cream truck vibe that would help summer seem to last just a little longer. 😄

#RunOnSentence #hacks #HomeAutomation

Mandaris MooreJul 15, 2025

That wonderful feeling of closing all those browser tabs after a project is completed and before realizing that you didn’t save the links in case you need to refer to them later.

#RunOnSentence

MandarisJul 15, 2025

That wonderful feeling of closing all those browser tabs after a project is completed and before realizing that you didn’t save the links in case you need to refer to them later.

#RunOnSentence

KaizanDec 26, 2024
Jack and Basil. Looking at me askance after I scolded them for fighting over a chew toy that someone gifted THREE identical ones of but they need the one that the other one has in their mouth at that very moment. #runonsentence #dogsofmastodon
chris actualJan 5, 2024
It's times like these, 30 years later, when my thumbs ache and twitch, and my pinky, deformed by dislocation, doesn't work much anymore, that I regret stepping-in to play goalkeeper at practice that one fateful day and turning out to be pretty good at it, then playing for 25 more years and bringing untold pain to my future self.
#old #hands #pain #ow #sportsinjury #runOnSentence
Allan ChowSep 6, 2023

After most of my 40yr life with bad butt sticky outiness and primary physicians going "I dunno" I've finally read about anterior pelvic tilt and started doing what pretty much amounts to specific yoga poses but with better than I ever did before form. It's only been a week of this but we'll see how this goes.

#runOnSentence

Grammargeddon AngelJul 13, 2023

https://grammargeddon.com/2017/10/21/lets-talk-about-run-on-sentences-how-do-you-know-one-when-you-see-one/

#Grammargeddon #RunOnSentence

Let’s talk about run-on sentences, how do you know one when you see one?

First, know that it caused me psychological pain to type that title. It’s a run-on sentence, you see. There are two complete thoughts (“Let’s talk about run-on sentences” an…

Grammargeddon!
Grammargeddon AngelJul 13, 2023
A run-on sentence is actually two sentences stuck together with a comma or perhaps nothing at all, this is a shitty example but I hate writing exemplars and so this is what you get. #RunOnSentence