We are proud to announce the new mandatory rules for table construction. Please see your local Cat Office of Cat Happiness for information on compliance with these stunning and well-thought-out changes. Congratulations to the design team on solving the problem!

This was NOT posted by #PicaTheCat I, a human agree and support this fully of my own free will. #picalaw #picacrime

Breaking News!
Tabby Cat, Pica Posts YouTube Apology

After accusations of “treating her staff like cat food dispensers” Pica has posted a rare apology: “I’m very sorry some people had to get offended, and for the confusion this controversy has caused my many loving fans. I do not think of anyone as a mere food dispenser. My staff has other uses ... such as petting me. Hopefully, we can put this all behind us now.” #picathecat #picaLaw #cats #catsofmastodon

It could happen to you! Pica wants to “raise awareness” about mandatory head kisses which she regards as a “big problem”
(IDK maybe if she were less cute this wouldn’t keep happening)

#picathecat #picaLaw

A question for other cat owners:

When your cat sends you an invoice do they normally let you know in advance that they were planning on charging for the "service"? (in this case "helping to keep laundry in place by lying on it, 3 hours")

I always try to pay on time but these new bills are blindsiding me! And I don't even know if this one needed to be done, my pants are covered in hair...

#picalaw #picaTheCat

BREAKING!: Pica opts to settle in lawsuit over couch scratching incident and accusations of being a “Cute inquiline of human apartments” estimated damages: a record 2.6 million head kisses

In a statement to the press through her lawyers #pica said “That’s a lot of head kisses and we want to emphasize that this does not imply we are ‘baby’ however we felt we owed it to America to put this contentious case to rest.” #picathecat #picaLaw

Statement from Pica:

"I did absolutely nothing wrong. With respect to the 'couch scratching' nonsense it is very old and happened a long time ago and it was not me anyway. Meanwhile, my incompetent staff has never fed me once in my life. Witch hunt!" #picathecat #picaLaw