myrmepropagandistPica wishes you a … a #caturday
(She's been looking at me like this for two hours... what do you suppose is on her mind? I think it's something like "she has two hands and yet uses them to type not pet the cat, this must be corrected")
#picathecat
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE:
Statement from the law team of #PicaTheCat on the issue of STOLEN FOOD.
It has come to our attention that some parties online have been very amused at an act of brazen theft from Pica's inadequate food reserves.
In the highly disrespectful and insensitive post staff members made light of the actions of a mere "snack" (so called 'ant') who had taken one of the precious crumbs of cat food from Pica's dish.
In these trying times when Pica is starving this is NOT funny.
🇵🇸 Amanda@futurebird yes please more #picaTheCat she is SO CUTE
Maybe if a print out a photo of the ants eating a moth and hang it up inside of the drawer they will be horrified and intimidated and go to another apartment.
You will meet a terrible fate in this place.
I could also add a photo of #picaTheCat (although she refuses to eat moths, she will catch them and show them to me. Impressive since these are really tiny drab little moths.)
New from Purrfect Press
"Addressing the Allegations"
By Pica the Cat
Chapters:
1. The Haters
2. Glorious Pica
3. Opportunities for Praise
4. The Power of Napping
5. Inevitable Failure of the Haters
6. Tragedy Strikes: A late dinner
7. Songs From My Soul
8. Thoughts on "Staff" and the Burden of Leadership
9. Pica Forever
Pre-order now! (not a suggestion I fear... please...)
Important Warning:
#PicaTheCat does not run a "fun and fuzzy tax prep 4 u" she doesn't know what taxes are.
* Do not send her cash in the mail
* Do not give her your bank information
* Do not send her a copy of the key to your house
Please be careful we are working on fixing this now.
:/
You would think this was not controversial but you would be shocked at the push-back and backlash I'm getting on this one.
"Is your cat running a protection racket on the smallfolk fae, or what?"
Take one look at #PicaTheCat and answer that one for yourself...
RE: https://mastodon.online/@alexwild/115975907265196434
How does he know they have "a lemony flavor"?
This is a scandal that will rock the world of ants.
(My husband ate an ant by mistake once. He was using the aspirator all wrong. I forgave him... eventually. #PicaTheCat? Eats ants on purpose! So, what was THIS?)