Yeah. I always end up investing in her schemes every time too. At least she tried to help me garden this morning.
Pica is a serial scammer, cybercriminal, and mastermind.
But she's MY serial scammer, cybercriminal, and mastermind.
(She just turned 18 years old!)
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Jeff Bezos in a recent interview opined over how terrible he thought it was that a "nurse making $75,000 from Queens" pays $12,000 a year in taxes.
He mused about how this nurse from Queens might better use that money.
And if you think a nurse from Queens is what he was really talking about may I interest you in some of #PicaTheCat 's exciting crypto currency investment opportunities.
Mr. Bezos we don't think you, yes you personally are paying your fare share of taxes. That's the issue bub.
When #PicaTheCat goes out on our roof deck she likes to hop into the planter which is overgrown with grass and hide there as if she were going to ambush some little creature.
It makes me feel like I deprive her of nature. Poor cat... but then I remember about how much she hates nature if it causes even the smallest discomfort. She hates rain, snow, the cold, the heat, big animals, everything.
A planter on the roof of a building on a warm spring day is perfect for her.
My garden is tiny. It's a roofgarden and I made all of the soil myself from compost... it's just so hard. A baby raccoon has been coming up to the 6th floor and digging up the garden at night. Killed all of my basil. Wasted some of my precious soil by spilling it on the roof.
I have been bringing #picaTheCat out to the garden and brushing her there (so the garden will smell like cat I hope) and I think the smell of her hair may be helping.
But the feelings are SERIOUS.
I just use a lint roller, the one I use to keep #picaTheCat's hair off of my coats.
I find a patch of aphids and roll them up. Then I put the tape in the freezer to kill them.
If there are any ants fussing over the aphids I just shake the leaf and the ants run, when they return they are shocked to find their whole flock has vanished.
I was hoping to see some “anting” but these two nervous goofs probably don’t know how to do that.
There are cats around! Your kid is in a bush.
That said? This trick would work on #picaTheCat (were she still “for the streets”)
My husband is having an argument with #PicaTheCat about her desire to study then ancient art of bonsai.
She says the little tree needs to be chewed. He does not agree.
With #picaTheCat it's not being eaten I'm worried about. In fact she'd turn her nose up at me. But, she'd want to "play" for hours.
*shudder*
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