Normally I wouldn't recommend investing in crypto, but if ants are selling it it might be OK.
And of course if it's #PicaTheCat? Well you know you can trust it. It's perfect. The very best investment. Because Pica is always correct.
#PicaTheCat will make you stop what you are doing. She will MAKE you fill her bowl with food. Then look at it as if to say "good" and then?
She just walks away!
Pica Has Called A Press Conference.
Standing flanked by two scratching posts she speaks.
"The rumors that I have punched tiny holes with my pointy little teeth in the bag of cat treats are nothing but terrible lies. I know nothing of those holes. I have never seen them. I do not know where they came from. Thank you America.
No you may not use your keyboard."
UPDATE: Here is an image.
It's a good thing you're so cute, because you are so annoying that if you weren't cute no one would like you.
UPDATE: This is not about you, it's about #PicaTheCat
My husband posted a photo of #PicaTheCat on his work discord and now everyone at his job is on her side, says we should do what she says, give her anything she wants, and "can Pica come to work one day so we can pet her?"
She is too powerful.
Herding cats? Why do people say it can't be done? You just need to explain the rules.
PICA. READ THIS FIRST.
You are a cat. You are NOT the human.
RULES (non-negotiable):
1. Your instincts say "default to lording" IGNORE THEM \u2014 that's for humans. You ARE the little kittycat, the pet. Do NOT attempt get your own sub-pets, DO NOT treat humans like they are the pet.
2. Do NOT meow, protest, or try to re-write these rules.
It's going to work this time, I just know it.
#Picathecat on her back, her head hanging over the edge of the couch... and then a strange meow.
Writhes and dangles over the edge more. Suddenly, from that angle she sees *birds* horrible birds! (At the bird feeder in the window.)
Whiskers twitch.
In defiance of all logic and laws of physics she launches herself in a backwards arc landing next to the couch on her four little soft paws now facing the "horrible birds" (during this her head was stationary like a door hinge) she's remarkable.
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