Diane
myrmepropagandist[Edited: This post has been removed by #PicaTheCat because it was incorrect misinformation. Pica will always keep you safe and we are very thankful for her. ]
All hail #PicaTheCat
Compliance is mandatory
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* Sugar water on tap
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I thought I was making a planter to grow vegetables but as I work on assembling it? It has dawned on me who this is really for. #picaTheCat
Normally I wouldn't recommend investing in crypto, but if ants are selling it it might be OK.
And of course if it's #PicaTheCat? Well you know you can trust it. It's perfect. The very best investment. Because Pica is always correct.
#PicaTheCat will make you stop what you are doing. She will MAKE you fill her bowl with food. Then look at it as if to say "good" and then?
She just walks away!
Pica Has Called A Press Conference.
Standing flanked by two scratching posts she speaks.
"The rumors that I have punched tiny holes with my pointy little teeth in the bag of cat treats are nothing but terrible lies. I know nothing of those holes. I have never seen them. I do not know where they came from. Thank you America.
No you may not use your keyboard."
UPDATE: Here is an image.
It's a good thing you're so cute, because you are so annoying that if you weren't cute no one would like you.
UPDATE: This is not about you, it's about #PicaTheCat
My husband posted a photo of #PicaTheCat on his work discord and now everyone at his job is on her side, says we should do what she says, give her anything she wants, and "can Pica come to work one day so we can pet her?"
She is too powerful.