Ooh, another heartwarming Orphan Crushing Machine story!

#orphancrushingmachine

Tried again #Gemini as there's a push to integrate the #orphancrushingmachine into our daily work.

Gemini offers to schedule a meeting, but can't see people's busy status and lies confidently about it.

You tell it to extract open action items from meeting minutes made using Google's own template. It can't see if the checkbox has been ticked or the text has been struck through, and lies confidently about it.

Moral: I need to catch up to #AI by lying confidently when I can't do something.

@Tangersoto @gabriel @phitech y un poco (mucho) de #OrphanCrushingMachine , también.

It's nice when a games journalist lets go with a nice takedown of AI slop. Shit Niblets. Bro'st-modern art. Hot Sloppy. etc.

#ai #genAI #slop #aiSucks #aiSuuuucks #orphanCrushingMachine #anotherDayInParadise

https://www.rockpapershotgun.com/we-need-some-better-terms-for-genai-output-slop-is-too-benign

We need some better terms for GenAI output - "slop" is too benign

Slop is a great term for GenAI art. I think we can do better.

Rock Paper Shotgun
The Bible does not condone The Orphan Crushing Machine. It actually promotes crushing orphans only when it is entirely appropriate. #orphancrushingmachine #bible #ocm
(but, also qualifies for #orphancrushingmachine as in -- this video is cute, by somebody clearly abandoned a poor dog to scrounge for food in a waste bin!)

Oooh, this wins this week's "orphan crushing machine' award.

(ie, a story that is "oh what an uplifting story, she raised $1M for her family" but really "why do orphan crushing machines exist")

USA Today: Utah mother who raised over $1 million for her funeral dies from cancer
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2024/10/14/erika-carr-ogden-utah-cancer/75678518007/

#gofundme #gloomy #orphancrushingmachine

Utah mother who raised over $1 million for her funeral dies from cancer

Erika Diarte-Carr, a single mom from Ogden, Utah, died after battling terminal cancer and starting a GoFundMe page for her own funeral. She was 30.

USA TODAY
@XauriEL It’s not even a new innovation. It’s a reinvention of a device called the #OrphanCrushingMachine, which is not just a machine that crushes orphans, but a whole societal institution that systematically deprives poorer children of their parents so that it would always have an endless supply of orphans.
This Alabama 7-year-old started a lemonade stand to pay for her mother’s tombstone

An Alabama community has been inspired by the child's selflessness.

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Orphan-Crushing Machine is a metaphor for "heartwarming" news stories about someone remedying the immediate effects of a sociopolitical issue that ignore t

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