Now all of this just would have to be real money (it's the virtual account where you can just sandbox and toy with stocks).

#finance #stocks #notreal #money

Any Human World

Another day, another universe to scan for any human world.

I work with a machine that can open interdimensional wormholes to other branches of the timeline. It goes down for repairs sometimes. We don’t build a backup. We don’t want to deal with a second one on the same planet.

Each branch of the timeline is like another universe. Air, water, stars, cosmic background radiation.

All the humans we’ve found share nearly identical home planets, in nearly identical star systems. In English, they’re named “Earth” and the “solar system,” of a star called the “sun.”

Most universes have no Earth, and most Earths have no humans, and most human Earths have no English language.

One theory is, humans don’t happen anywhere else. It takes Earth, and it takes the right Earth, to get any humans.

Another theory is, we’re just far away from any timeline where humans had a different start, and our wormholes are biased to “nearer” timelines.

We do notice some kind of bias. By random dice rolls, we shouldn’t be finding universes with Earths or humans at all.

Measurements suggest it all started from one “Big Bang,” and quantum physics created 2 different copies of everything, every time something could go 2 different ways.

It’s like our wormholes are somehow magnetized to other timelines with similarities to ours. That’s why we can find any human worlds at all, even if most timelines have none.

Amazing fun with The Onion

#Satire #fun #jokes #notreal #impossible

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOcuW5fNpw0

∞ Crisis on Infinite Creeks ∞

So due to a request, I posted about 25 of the other AI Creek "Failures" over at the Twitter page.

https://x.com/naladahc/status/1951997472156368928

Too much work to repost at every social.

#southparkfanart #sptweek #spcraig #spcreek #AIslop #notreal #iamsolame

∞ Crisis on Infinite Creeks ∞

And there was almost major rejoicing in The Studio of Love™!

I'm getting closer!

https://naladahc.substack.com/p/crisis-on-infinite-creeks-472

#southparkfanart #sptweek #spcraig #spcreek #AIslop #notreal #iamsolame

∞ Crisis on Infinite Creeks ∞

Well, Grok interpreted things a bit better. I mean, just posting these now I assume my Creeker peeps will immediately get who they are supposed to be.

Full Post: https://naladahc.substack.com/p/crisis-on-infinite-creeks-f3a

#southparkfanart #sptweek #spcraig #spcreek #AIslop #notreal #iamsolame

∞ Crisis on Infinite Creeks ∞

What's a Polack gotta do to get a free AI slop generator to get close to what I want?!?!?!

Full Post: https://naladahc.substack.com/p/crisis-on-infinite-creeks-ebc

#southparkfanart #sptweek #spcraig #spcreek #AIslop #notreal #iamsolame

#satire #notReal #StephenColbert

"In a tragic twist followers of the Epstein and Boeing sagas would have found impossible to predict, Stephen Colbert was found deceased on the ground outside of a first floor window at his one-story ranch home after apparently leaping to his demise. A suicide note in crayon was found besides him saying he faked the Epstein files and hoped MAGA supporters would forget about them."

#CBSNewsProbably