A long while ago, when Undertale was still quite new to us (in 2016) and the Pnictogen Wing was in a great deal of flux and bursting with bad ideas (and maybe some good ones) pertaining to Undertale, I got the odd idea that it would be cool to write an Undertale fanfic with the title My Dinner with Alphys, which of course is derivative of the title of a famously enigmatic film by Louis Malle, My Dinner with André, which at the time I had only dim memories of seeing broadcast on PBS in my teen years.
I had a definite idea for what the story would be about: I reasoned that at some point after Dr. Alphys surprises Mettaton (or rather the ghost who would eventually be Mettaton) with sketchy plans for a robotic body, Alphys and MTT would have to have their first really detailed conversation about the whole thing. Alphys would want to know exactly what Mettaton wanted in a new body and what he was planning on doing with it (cough cough) and she might of course harbored her secretive hopes about what she might get from MTT in return. And from MTT we'd learn something about his hopes and dreams and what a manipulative scumbag he can be—since my own private notion is that the whole business of Dr. Alphys presenting the prototypical Mettaton to King Asgore as proof of her knowledge about SOULs was MTT's idea, trying to maneuver Alphys into a position where she could get the facilities and supplies she wanted and thus stand a better chance of making MTT's dreams come true, right there next to the seat of power.
Anyway I figured they might have a nice long dinner and a far-ranging conversation and thus…My Dinner with Alphys would actually make some sense. But I never took the idea further than that for complex reasons. One of those reasons is that My Dinner with André turned out to be something VERY different from my hazy first impression in childhood, and also I daresay quite different from how the film is regarded by the general public: as just another whimsical or perplexing arthouse film in which two people talk amid an expensive setting and not much of anything happens, just…Cinema™ or Art™.
Oh, no. Ohhhh holy heck no. My Dinner with André is actually very upsetting and weird, and yet I've seen not a scrap of popular writing about the movie which acknowledges the strangeness of the tale which unfolds, a tale which is acknowledged to be at least partly rooted in a disquieting set of realities. For the André of the title is a real person, a theatrical actor and director who's also done some film and TV acting, André Gregory. He has an amusing minor role with a macabre end in the sci-fi action satire Demolition Man, and he's a creepy exploitative televangelist in Peter Weir's scarifying tragedy The Mosquito Coast, featuring a Harrison Ford performance like no other.
In both those roles, Gregory brings to the screen a kind of prim fanatical energy that, as you'll find out if you watch My Dinner with André, very much his own. Gregory apparently was like this—or to be more accurate, he became like this after an obscure breakdown which precipitated his abrupt abandonment of the theatre and his disappearance on various trips into foreign parts to participate in strange New Agey rituals and activities. The script of Malle's film is mostly a condensation of Gregory's bizarrely circuitous and loosely connected tales of his various experiences, delivered to an increasingly flummoxed Wallace Shawn over the dinner-table going on for hours, and peppered with Gregory's outbursts of intense cynicism and prophetical doomsaying about the future of humanity and civilization. According to Gregory, everything that Wally Shawn took to be the normal way of life was cracking up and the only hope was to disappear into some kind of monastic isolation, keeping the flame alive in all these various hidden places like (say) Findhorn in Scotland (q.v. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Findhorn_Ecovillage), which Gregory praises in My Dinner with André but which turns out to have a rather shady reputation.
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