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#LeeCroninsTheMummy is now playing in theaters. It's mega gross and blatantly rips off Sam Raimi without remorse. But it's also too long, poorly written, and the acting is so bad. If you have the chance to see it, don't. #WarnerBrosPictures #horror #movies #moviereview

jp 1h ago

Two micro-budget horror darlings, two very different problems. Resolution mistakes nihilism for profundity, pulling the rug out from under its own emotional core just to prove a point that isn’t nearly as clever as it thinks it is. Creep, on the other hand, stretches human behavior past the breaking point in service of a gimmick it never fully justifies.
#Horror #MovieReview #IndieFilm #FilmCriticism #FoundFootage #PsychologicalHorror #Resolution #Creep #Cinema
https://pablohoneyfish.wordpress.com/2026/04/17/the-meta-horror-of-narrative-constraint-a-comparative-analysis-of-neolovecraftian-structures-and-found-footage-logic-breakdown-in-resolution-2012-and-creep-2014/

The Meta-Horror of Narrative Constraint: A Comparative Analysis of Neolovecraftian Structures and Found Footage Logic Breakdown in Resolution (2012) and Creep (2014)

The landscape of independent horror in the early twenty-first century underwent a seismic shift as filmmakers began to pivot away from the visceral “torture porn” era toward a faux-cerebral, pseudo…

Ryan's Movie Reviews 3h ago

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Face/Off

Plot Six years ago, criminal mastermind Castor Troy’s assassination attempt on FBI bigwig, (and his nemesis), Sean Archer left Archer’s young son dead. Today, he has just placed a nucle…

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DetroitCineaste 8h ago

I didn’t hate The Super Mario Galaxy Movie, because that would imply that it invoked an emotional response from me. The movie is energetic but inert, a story with no purpose besides offering up visuals. Little kids and fans of the games may enjoy it, but for me the movie was listless and uninvolving. Not recommended.
https://detroitcineaste.net/2026/04/16/the-super-mario-galaxy-movie-review-analysis-chris-pratt-jack-black/
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The Super Mario Galaxy Movie

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Elizabeth Tai | 戴秀铃 🇲🇾9h ago

Who knew I'd care for a piece of rock so much??

Awesome movie btw!

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David M 12h ago

Good Luck, Have Fun, Don’t Die

Directed by Gore Verbinski; starring Sam Rockwell, Haley Lu Richardson, Juno Temple; written by Matthew Robinson (2h14m)

A time traveller selects patrons from a diner to go on a quest to save mankind.

Fresh and clever take on a classic sci-fi trope. Topical as it leans into its satire of social media and AI trends.
Verbinski’s skills do wonders with a humble budget and Rockwell is his usual fantastic self.

Rating: A

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SaltiredPopcorn 15h ago

http://foritismansnumber.blogspot.com/2026/04/hard-boiled-1992.html

Easter is over, but here is some more Hard Boiled action.

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Hard Boiled (1992)

Movies young and old, from fright flicks to cracking comedies, from the latest blockbusters to the rarest cult treats.

FilmBook 18h ago

Film Review: LEE CRONIN'S THE MUMMY (2026): Audiences Won't Get Too Wrapped Up In This Ambitious but Numbing Horror Film

Link: https://film-book.com/film-review-lee-cronins-the-mummy-2026-audiences-wont-get-too-wrapped-up-in-this-ambitious-but-numbing-horror-film/?fsp_sid=184749

#BillieRoy #DeanAllenWilliams #EmilyMitchell #GideonEmery #HayatKamille #JackReynor #LaiaCosta #LeeCronin #LeeCronin’sTheMummy #MarkMitchinson #MayCalamawy #MayEighety #MovieReview #NatalieGrace #NewLineCinema #Shyl...

jp 23h ago

Heads of State trades sharp critique for swagger, turning presidential power into something to cheer instead of question. The result makes My Fellow Americans look like Wag the Dog by comparison.
#HeadsOfState #FilmCriticism #MovieReview #Satire #CinemaAnalysis #JohnCena #IdrisElba #Action #Comedy
https://pablohoneyfish.wordpress.com/2026/04/16/cinematic-inversion-and-the-erosion-of-political-satire-a-critical-evaluation-of-heads-of-state-2025-and-my-fellow-americans-1996/

Cinematic Inversion and the Erosion of Political Satire: A Critical Evaluation of Heads of State (2025) and My Fellow Americans (1996)

The release of Ilya Naishuller’s Heads of State in 2025 represents a significant inflection point in the evolution of political cinema, signaling a move away from the analytical rigors of satire to…

Atlanta Film Critics Circle 1d ago

AFCC member Robert Prentice reviews the documentary #Lorne saying "As documentaries go, Lorne is fun and a nice break from some of the heavier topics that tend to dominate the documentary category." https://www.threeifbyspace.net/2026/04/review-lorne-an-inside-look-at-the-man-behind-snl/ #AFCC #MovieReview #ForTheLoveOfMovies