CaitlinFeb 18, 2025
#mcsweenys is the best. https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/voting-for-the-mayor-who-promised-to-blow-up-the-city-doesnt-mean-i-approve-of-the-mayor-blowing-up-the-city
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Voting for the Mayor Who Promised to Blow Up the City Doesn’t Mean I Approve of the Mayor Blowing Up the City

Our 2nd most-read article of 2025. - - -It’s so easy to label people these days. From the way folks have been talking, you’d think everyone falls ...

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Max Legroom ☕️May 6, 2024
I have recently acquired the Boombox Badge by listening to Metallica nonstop for the last 5 weeks
#Metallica #McSweenys #MetalMusic https://rss-parrot.net/u/www.mcsweeneys.net/status/1713448386088514943
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Bearded_PipSep 29, 2023

Guys, I nearly forgot to post the funniest thing ever written. #mcsweenys #decorativegourdseason

https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/its-decorative-gourd-season-motherfuckers

It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers

First published on October 9, 2009, this classic by Colin Nissan is our most-read article of all time. We’re celebrating the 16th anniversary of th...

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spafJan 22, 2023

If any of you are curious about how a university is actually run, this classic essay may help illuminate the issues:
https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/if-your-universitys-administration-ran-a-polar-expedition

#universities #McSweenys #administration

If Your University’s Administration Ran a Polar Expedition

To Our Esteemed Officers and Everyone Else, As we begin this new year, we would like to take the opportunity to update our party’s Strategic Plan. ...

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Chris MerleJan 9, 2023

Son, It’s Time You Learned About Sex by Discussing David Bowie’s Huge Bulge in Labyrinth - McSweeney’s Internet Tendency

https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/son-its-time-you-learned-about-sex-by-discussing-david-bowies-huge-bulge-in-labyrinth

#HugeBulge #DavidBowie #Labyrinth #McSweenys

Son, It’s Time You Learned About Sex by Discussing David Bowie’s Huge Bulge in Labyrinth

Hey sport, how are you doing? Sorry to interrupt your homework, but you probably don’t mind, do you? Listen, son. Your mother and I had a discussio...

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c.gerrishDec 4, 2022

Even If Trump Goes to Prison, We Will Remain Steadfast in Our Plans to Completely Fuck Shit Up

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https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/even-if-trump-goes-to-prison-we-will-remain-steadfast-in-our-plans-to-completely-fuck-shit-up

Even If Trump Goes to Prison, We Will Remain Steadfast in Our Plans to Completely Fuck Shit Up

We Republicans listen to our constituents, even when we don’t see eye to eye. Many Americans say they are worn out from surfing waves of COVID like...

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Jeff... destroyer of worldsNov 18, 2022

An excerpt from Wendi Aarons' latest book is up at McSweeny's now, and it's hilarious.

"In my tunic, you can’t see any of the middle part of my middle-aged body. I’m shrouded in mystery. I’m a stylish enigma. I’m a greying fortune cookie with a fortune inside it that says, “Fuck you, I was in shape in the eighties.”"

#humor #mcsweenys #WendiAarons #tunics

https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/im-wearing-tunics-now?fbclid=IwAR0rAmGmCSi8XwPSQn4Uwl4nEBRXWHt9kj4EA1ArHb-wKpeP1K-BefZ5nfE

I’m Wearing Tunics Now

This is an excerpt from the author’s funny collection, which you can buy here. - - -You’ve probably all noticed that I recently switched up my pers...

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