An excerpt from Wendi Aarons' latest book is up at McSweeny's now, and it's hilarious.

"In my tunic, you can’t see any of the middle part of my middle-aged body. I’m shrouded in mystery. I’m a stylish enigma. I’m a greying fortune cookie with a fortune inside it that says, “Fuck you, I was in shape in the eighties.”"

#humor #mcsweenys #WendiAarons #tunics

https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/im-wearing-tunics-now?fbclid=IwAR0rAmGmCSi8XwPSQn4Uwl4nEBRXWHt9kj4EA1ArHb-wKpeP1K-BefZ5nfE