I would love it for my beloved spouse to tell me she has plans for something in the refrigerator before I have eaten it, rather than waiting until after I inform her that I have done so.
("I made some of the pierogi for my dinner."
"Oh, I had planned on using those for Shabbat, since you said we needed to use them up."
"I told you that when I explained that I took them out of the freezer so I could use them up. That would have been a good time to share your plan.")
#marriedLife

AI is a little scary sometimes.

#ai #marriedlife #Couple #nigerianman #finnishwoman

I'm in hellllll cause I got what I asked for but not what I wanted

The idea of "big mommy milkers" was funny when i was teasing my wife during pregnancy. We laughed about it. I like huge boobs.

Now she's actually nursing our child and ISTG her boobs are like watching your neighborhood gentrify:

The buildings have been renovated; they're bigger and nicer and I'm no longer welcome there. They serve new clientele, not me.

Her titties look fantastic and are too sore for me to caress to any meaningful degree
They cause her discomfort
They leak any time our child whimpers too loudly
I have no lactation kink

They're noticeably bigger but i lost access to them. damn damn damn.

I appreciate your sympathy in this trying time.

#marriedLife

Heh. Stalking Hubby as he goes on a long drive to recharge his car battery (because we barely use our cars), without actively stalking him. Got a ping to say our EZ pass had been used - aha he's on the toll road, and just got another ping from our credit card to say pharmacy charge just was made. That means he's picking up my RX and very nearly home. :) #MarriedLife #JoinedAtTheHip
Marriages seemingly made in heaven can very well end up like hell on earth
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"Ghost Baby" - a short story of love & upheaval, of individuals & society, of harmony & expectations
medium.com/@weareji/gho...
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#shortstory #fiction #literary #India #marriage #MarriedLife #traditions #bloodline #relationships @mastodonindians #matrimony
Heh. Love is Hubby 3D printing me a skull intertwined with flowers without raising his eyebrows at me. I'm a little bit obsessed with skulls and one of my favorite accessories is an Alexander McQueen pink skull and tulip scarf. :) #LoveIs #MarriedLife
Mission accomplished. #MarriedLife #meme
brunch date with my beautiful wife after dropping the little ones off at school! you have to sneak romance in whenever you can β™₯️ #wlw #marriedlife #parenting #food #foodphotography
Romance is limitless, πŸ’˜
Marriage certificates are not. πŸ“œ
We were ready for adventure. πŸ’
The county clerk was not. πŸ‘¨β€βš–οΈ
πŸ’˜ + πŸ“œ + βš–οΈ = 🚫
https://talesofmanythings.com/blog/2026/02/14/fifty-states-of-i-do/
#ValentineDay #LegalDrama #MarriedLife #Commitment #Collectibles #Romance