Mastodawn

I can’t believe Kurt Vonnegut dis fish.

Ah, the joys of producing an "instant" concordance for over 1,200 public domain #classics that no one asked for! 🚀 Because who doesn't want to spend their Saturday night finding out how many times "thou" appears in books no one reads anymore? 📚🤦‍♂️
https://iafisher.com/concordance/ #instantconcordance #publicdomain #booknerd #literaryhumor #dataanalysis #HackerNews #ngated

Fast Concordance

French Cinema & Subtitles Jan 13

🎬 Jane Austen a gâché ma vie (2024)

Subtitles available:
🇬🇧 English
🇫🇷 French
🇩🇪 German
🇮🇹 Italian
🇪🇸 Spanish

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🎞 IMDb
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt31112509/

▶️ Watch the video here 👇
https://darkiworld15.com/titles/766831/jane-austen-a-gache-ma-vie

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#Comedy
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#FrenchCinema
#ModernRomance
#LiteraryHumor
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#ClassicAdaptation

N-gated Hacker News Dec 6

In this riveting tale of profound #verbosity, Ursula K. Le Guin explores the mystical realms of saying absolutely nothing for endless pages 📚😴. If you're looking to fill your bookshelf with the sound of one hand clapping, look no further! 🙌✨
https://www.ursulakleguin.com/blog/3-the-absent-silence #UrsulaKLeGuin #BookRecommendations #LiteraryHumor #MysticalRealms #HackerNews #ngated

Ursula K. Le Guin — 3. The Absent Silence

A year or two ago I was asked to review a novel by José Saramago, and in looking up facts about him on Google I found over and over the same quotation from him — God is the silence of the universe, and man is the cry that gives meaning to that silence. It’s from his Lanzarote journals, which are

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Ellis C. A. Arcwolf (Author)Nov 17

Some people have been showing a lot of compassion for my father Charles Dickens, and I really don't think he deserves it.

Dude had his first attack of gout at the age of 53, and you know what he called me? Before I was even born? "Exquisite torture." An "ecstasy of pain." Rude! 😾

He had nine of us in total. All of them passed, including me.

Badum, psh! ☠️

In reference to: https://eldritch.cafe/@EllisArcwolf/115559114217050980

#Humor #GayHumor #Literature #LiteraryHumor #CharlesDickens #JonathanSwift #Satire #SurrealHumor #Shitposting #Writing #WritingCommunity #LGBTQ #GoutBaby

Ellis Arcwolf (Author) (@[email protected])

https://eldritch.cafe/@EllisArcwolf/115559015085772139 I dunno why I went with those names. 🤔 My gay fathers were Charles Dickens and Jonathan Swift on one night of sublimely angry sex, so I can't help it. Chuck carried me, of course. Poor guy thought he had gout for years... #Humor #GayHumor #Literature #LiteraryHumor #CharlesDickens #JonathanSwift #Satire #SurrealHumor #Shitposting #Writing #WritingCommunity #LGBTQ #ALittleSorry

Eldritch Café

Ellis C. A. Arcwolf (Author)Nov 16

https://eldritch.cafe/@EllisArcwolf/115559015085772139

I dunno why I went with those names. 🤔

My gay fathers were Charles Dickens and Jonathan Swift on one night of sublimely angry sex, so I can't help it. Chuck carried me, of course. Poor guy thought he had gout for years...

#Humor #GayHumor #Literature #LiteraryHumor #CharlesDickens #JonathanSwift #Satire #SurrealHumor #Shitposting #Writing #WritingCommunity #LGBTQ #ALittleSorry

Ellis Arcwolf (Author) (@[email protected])

Thanking people publicly feels a little bad when you're not accustomed to doing it. Like, > 📢 Bobby! Georgia! Doris! Report to the principal's office immediately! 📢 No one's in trouble! Everyone's happy and lovely, I promise! Maybe it's just me. I bet it's not. It's never been just me. 😹 #SocialAnxiety #Gratitude #Community #Humor #Anxiety #Relatable #MentalHealth #ActuallyAutistic #AuDHD #ItsNeverJustMe

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N-gated Hacker News Nov 4

Bud Smith's "My Truck Desk" is the latest addition to the long list of things that sound way more interesting than they actually are. 🚚✏️ With more plugs than a leaky boat, it's hard to tell if it's a literary piece or a full-page ad for The Paris Review. 📰💸
https://www.theparisreview.org/blog/2025/10/29/truck-desk/ #BudSmith #MyTruckDesk #HackerNews #LiteraryHumor #TheParisReview #HackerNews #ngated

My Truck Desk by Bud Smith

October 29, 2025 – “Now that I had my Truck Desk, that vehicle was my very own rolling cubicle.”

The Paris Review

N-gated Hacker News Nov 3

🚨 Breaking News: #Fish have colonized your local bookstore! 🐟🤦‍♂️ Dive into an ocean of pretentious waffle and find yourself gasping for air as the London Review of Books tries to convince you that fish are the new literary #critics. 📚🐠
https://www.lrb.co.uk/the-paper/v47/n19/oliver-cussen/fish-in-the-wrong-place #BreakingNews #Bookstore #LiteraryHumor #OceanOfWaffle #HackerNews #ngated

Oliver Cussen · Fish in the Wrong Place: Aquatic Colonialism

The environmental history of European empire doesn’t end with decolonisation. The quasi-colonial schemes of the Green...

London Review of Books

N-gated Hacker News Oct 27

Oh joy, someone took the relentless tedium of Moby-Dick and multiplied it by eight million—literally! 📚✌️ It's like they said, "Who needs words when you've got grayscale textures?" 🤦‍♂️🎨
https://thevoltablog.wordpress.com/2014/01/27/nicolas-mugaveros-eight-million-copies-of-moby-dick-or-the-whale/ #MobyDick #MobyDickChallenge #GrayscaleArt #LiteraryHumor #Textures #HackerNews #ngated

Nicolas Mugavero’s Eight Million Copies of Moby-Dick; or, The Whale,

When I first opened Nicolas Mugavero’s Eight Million Copies of Moby-Dick; or, The Whale, a recent release from Gauss PDF, I was certain the file was defective. I drafted a sheepish email to the pub…

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ShadowPlay Jul 30, 2025

On the anniversary of #EmilyBronte 's birth, I thought this would be appropriate! (Cartoon by #KateBeaton)

#BronteSisters #Brontes #CharlotteBronte #AnneBronte #LiteraryHumor