Some people have been showing a lot of compassion for my father Charles Dickens, and I really don't think he deserves it.

Dude had his first attack of gout at the age of 53, and you know what he called me? Before I was even born? "Exquisite torture." An "ecstasy of pain." Rude! 😾

He had nine of us in total. All of them passed, including me.

Badum, psh! ☠️

In reference to: https://eldritch.cafe/@EllisArcwolf/115559114217050980

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Ellis Arcwolf (Author) (@[email protected])

https://eldritch.cafe/@EllisArcwolf/115559015085772139 I dunno why I went with those names. 🤔 My gay fathers were Charles Dickens and Jonathan Swift on one night of sublimely angry sex, so I can't help it. Chuck carried me, of course. Poor guy thought he had gout for years... #Humor #GayHumor #Literature #LiteraryHumor #CharlesDickens #JonathanSwift #Satire #SurrealHumor #Shitposting #Writing #WritingCommunity #LGBTQ #ALittleSorry

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