TIL that Apple Automator on my work Mac is very good at launching an application, putting questions into that application, and then closing the application every day at a specified time. This message brought to your by my employer now counting slop usage as an employee metric.
#maliciouscompliance #aislop #killmenowplease
Eixe moment del matí en que descobreixes que tot el trajecte cap a la faena l'has fet amb les llums del cotxe apagades... #KillMeNowPlease
Primer día de curro tras vacaciones. #killmenowplease 

The things we do for love. ✌️😱😱😱

At least I will have time to read why PAW Patrol is authoritarian propaganda https://www.theguardian.com/film/2021/aug/11/puppet-pups-is-paw-patrol-authoritarian-propaganda-in-disguise

#pawpatrol #killmenowplease

Puppet pups: is PAW Patrol authoritarian propaganda in disguise?

As a new film of the kids’ cartoon hits cinemas, the puppies’ popularity has made it a fascinating case study for the cultural politics of a generation

The Guardian

How to Apple Care:

1. After being on hold, get someone who thinks everything can be solved if you restart your Mac.
2. Spend an hour doing things that don’t solve the problem.
3. Tell them you can’t spend any more time on the phone. They say they are sending an email full of links to solutions you can try.
4. Later you open the email and find out these links are for problems you don’t have.

#macbook #applecare #killmenowplease

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I’m sure there’s context I am missing, but the RFC’s related to storing public key data in DNSKEY rdatasets couldn’t settle on just ONE public key encoding and format. It would be so much easier if the keys were just PEM/PKCS8 thrown into the base64 grinder. . . #DNSSEC #KillMeNowPlease

Oh god. Nova FM was sizzling Hold me Closer and I was afraid they bastards would sample Elton John's Tiny Dancer. It is worse. Much much worse.

#KillMeNowPlease

For the last 3 hours, someone has been revving a small motor/engine. Give it up, mate! It’s faaaaaaarked! #why #KillMeNowPlease #australia #queensland #murder #stop #moron

Me siento muy decepcionada porque no reprogramaron los conciertos de #ImagineDragons sino que cancelaron las fechas y ahora salieron con que hay que comprar boletos para una nueva fecha el año que entra  

¡Si supieran el tiempo, dinero y esfuerzo que me costó comprar esos boletos con lo pobre que andol! 😢

Y de consolación, nos van a mandar un código para comprar preferente jajaja cómo si no se filtraran los códigos  #killmenowplease

Así andamos los fans tristeando: