Auditor: Can you send a screenshot of the access VPN timeouts so we can demonstrate policy compliance?
Me: (Sends relevant portions of the configuration.)
Them: This is a text file. We need a screenshot.
Me: (Sends screenshot of my terminal session showing the relevant portions of the configuration.)
#InfoSec #NetEng #MaliciousCompliance

A light moment with Lucy Darling, who is always funny...

#MaliciousCompliance #LucyDarling #Comedy

https://youtube.com/shorts/LM6ybr9vkq8

Malicious Compliance #Shorts

YouTube
A new-to-me product at work. An engineer sends a first draft of a doc for me to edit and wrestle into shape for publishing.

I do a first-pass dev edit and ask some clarifying questions.

The engineer responds to two of my questions in ways that REALLY doesn't clarify anything. So I respond to the first one with a suggested edit that I'm pretty sure is not what they meant...just so that they'll actually be forced to clarify things further so that I can rewrite those phrases so that they're both concise, but also very clear. #MaliciousCompliance

Doing a bit of #MaliciousCompliance by downloading and installing a #MicroSlop update at work.

Quietly wondering how much damage it can do 😈

I was off for a week and returned today to find almost 600 unread emails.

They keep nagging us about using Copilot and how it will make us "productive". So I asked it to flag the important emails I should respond to.

It flagged 6.

I marked everything else as read.

#MaliciousCompliance #CopilotSaidSo #CubeFarm

The 'Paperwork Flood': How I Drowned a Bureaucrat before dinner., Sightless Scribbles

https://lemmy.ca/post/62904422

The 'Paperwork Flood': How I Drowned a Bureaucrat before dinner., Sightless Scribbles - Lemmy.ca

Lemmy

this ode to #MaliciousCompliance by @WeirdWriter is glorious! ✨💖✨

The 'Paperwork Flood': How I Drowned a Bureaucrat before dinner

https://sightlessscribbles.com/posts/the-paperwork-flood/

The 'Paperwork Flood': How I Drowned a Bureaucrat before dinner., Sightless Scribbles

A fabulously gay blind author.

Proposed age verification interstitial dialog.

#AgeVerification #anonymous #anonymity #privacy #stupidity #age #MaliciousCompliance