#KesslerSyndrome is coming, @evilstevie ! We need space janitors! @jonty
Isn’t it #ironic that the guy who promised a #MarsColony is probably the same that throws us back centuries by causing the #KesslerSyndrome with his LEO satellites?

@bazkie @vxo @mindpersephone relative...

Already there's a shitton of evasive maneuvers in low earth orbit and millions of objects measung 8.000t weight in total are being tracked.

  • And the frequency of said maneuvers isn't going down as #billionaires keep polluting it with absurdly huge megaconstellations that only achieve sabotaging the ROI calculations for rural #FTTB / #FTTH rollouts…
    • Plus actively causing #KesslerSyndrome is kinda making one an international Pariah, just beaten by NBC warfare and -terrorism.

Anyone else remember #Iridium 33 and #Cosmos2251 crashing into each other at 11,7 km/s at an almost 90° angle?

Satellites: Crimes Against Space

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At this rate, I expect that it won't be long until we see cascading failures via the #KesslerSyndrome .

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kessler_syndrome

Kessler syndrome - Wikipedia

🛰️ Blue Origin applies to launch 51,000 datacenter satellites

「 launch “up to 51,600 satellites operating in sun-synchronous orbits from 500–1,800 km, with inclinations between 97 degrees and 104 degrees, with each orbital plane containing approximately 300–1,000 satellites 」
https://www.theregister.com/2026/03/20/blue_origin_project_sunrise_orbital_datacenter/

#datacenter #KesslerSyndrome

Jeff Bezos' rocket company Blue Origin applies to launch 51,000 datacenter satellites

: ‘Project Sunrise’ needs a network that doesn’t exist, a rocket that’s hardly flown, and FCC approval

The Register

Sometimes I wonder if us reaching Kessler syndrome now would actually be a good thing.

By the time we get rid of it, we might've learnt a thing or two on what we should or should not send into space once it would become reasonable again.

While I know there's a lot of useful stuff up there, pretty much the only thing I worry about are scientific space telescopes.

#kesslersyndrome #space

Incoming! 1,300-pound @NASA satellite will crash to Earth on March 10. Via @spacedotcom #Space #Astrophysics #OrbitalMechanics #Astronomy #RocketScience #NASA #KesslerSyndrome 🚀 🌌 ☄️ 🛰️

Incoming! 1,300-pound NASA sat...
Incoming! 1,300-pound NASA satellite will crash to Earth on March 10

"The risk of harm coming to anyone on Earth is low — approximately 1 in 4,200."

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Space X Wants to Launch 1 Million Satellites, but Is There Room?

Elon Musk wants to launch a million satellites, but researchers say global warming is changing the upper atmosphere in ways that makes space junk linger.

The New York Times

RE: https://mastodon.social/@ieeespectrum/116002927434880981

#Starlink is doing one collision avoidance maneuver every two minutes on average. Starlink recently announced they’re moving down to 350 km, shifting #satellites 🛰️ to even lower orbits. Everybody has to go through that really dense shell - including #ISS, including #astronauts.

#SpaceDebris #KesslerSyndrome #SolarStorm