People who think public #transit is dirty have never been in my car

#parenting #dadlife #justdadthings

@RustyBertrand @Kierkegaanks @RickiTarr

I've got a 22 year old daughter and do what I can to be cringe.

#justdadthings

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I spent 2 hours and $200 at the home improvement store, but forgot to get the thing I went there for in the first place. #justdadthings
We took Wil, his boyfriend and a couple of his friends out today and I told them that "Wil" was just a nickname, not his real name. And then I let that sit for a beat while they all wondered if I was gonna deadname him. And then I said that Wil was just a contraction of his real name, which was "Wimothy." #JustDadThings
Buying a new car from a dealer for the first time and ended up texting the bro screens of William H. Macy in Fargo when he slapped on $600 in “administration fees” at the last possible moment. How’s your day going? #gripes #middleage #justdadthings

i was chattin with my teen over dinner about the "elites" thing and she knows whats up and im just like its not a cabal its just the consequence of letting processes of capital concentration run until they corrupt the system and she points at me and says computer toucher

#justdadthings