@mike I'm the same way about #JohnMastodonDay . Every darn year it sneaks up on me and I have to scramble to put up the decorations, sing the John Mastodon carols, and tell the John Mastodon legends.

@leanderlindahl You are experiencing the post-holiday blues. In the season leading up to #JohnMastodonDay we are so busy with John Mastodon parties, John Mastodon carols, telling of the John Mastodon legends, and other festivities. It is normal to feel a bit empty when that all runs its course for the year. Some people can't even sunmon the energy for a trashpost, a cat photo, or singing the praises of alt text.

@owlsintowels A nice story for the owl and for Ravensbeard Wildlife Center. Thanks for sharing it. But I can't resist: are there any tales of owls getting caught up in #JohnMastodonDay celebrations?

@Em0nM4stodon
I, for one, can't believe that #JohnMastodonDay came and went this year without me being sober enough to notice it.
Many felicitations to YOU, John, on this, YOUR day!
(Actually, 3 days AFTER your day.) --Tom Myspace

@Em0nM4stodon
Back in 1991 on #JohnMastodonDay our hero #JohnMastodon invented mobile messaging. He sent Nokia a text about it and asked them to take the credit because he's so humble.