What's wrong with this JavaScript async loop?

What's wrong with this JavaScript async loop in a task runner. The JavaScript code uses forEach with async callbacks, so errors and awaits are ignored. In JavaScript services this drops failures and hides retries.

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Whats wrong with this JavaScript async loop? #javascriptconcurrency

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Two bots walk into a bar · ELIZA (1966) meets Gemini (2026) https://ilo.im/16bo5m

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Two bots walk into a bar...

What happens when new AI meets old AI?

Nobody Gets Fired for Picking JSON, but Maybe They Should?
Nobody Gets Fired for Picking JSON, but Maybe They Should?

By Miguel Young de la Sota

Nobody Gets Fired for Picking JSON, but Maybe They Should?

JSON is extremely popular but deeply flawed. This article discusses the details of JSON’s design, how it’s used (and misused), and how
https://monodes.com/predaelli/2026/03/29/nobody-gets-fired-for-picking-json-but-maybe-they-should/
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heerich.js - A tiny engine for 3D voxel scenes rendered to SVG

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🚨🧠 Because clearly, the most pressing concern for 2024 is whether #taxi and #ambulance #drivers can remember where they're going, right after you remember how to enable #JavaScript and #cookies. It's like they want to set a new record for overcomplicating a simple inquiry. 🤦‍♂️🚕
https://www.bmj.com/content/387/bmj-2024-082194 #drivers #overcomplication #HackerNews #ngated
Alzheimer’s disease mortality among taxi and ambulance drivers: population based cross sectional study

Objective To analyze mortality attributed to Alzheimer’s disease among taxi drivers and ambulance drivers, occupations that demand frequent spatial and navigational processing, compared with other occupations. Design Population based cross-sectional study. Setting Use of death certificates from the National Vital Statistics System in the United States, which were linked to occupation, 1 January 2020-31 December 2022. Participants Deceased adults aged 18 years and older. Main outcomes measures Among 443 occupations studied, percentage of deaths attributed to Alzheimer’s disease for taxi drivers and ambulance drivers and each of the remaining 441 occupations, adjusting for age at death and other sociodemographic factors. Results Of 8 972 221 people who had died with occupational information, 3.88% (348 328) had Alzheimer’s disease listed as a cause of death. Among taxi drivers, 1.03% (171/16 658) died from Alzheimer’s disease, while among ambulance drivers, the rate was 0.74% (10/1348). After adjustment, ambulance drivers (0.91% (95% confidence interval 0.35% to 1.48%)) and taxi drivers (1.03% (0.87% to 1.18%)) had the lowest proportion of deaths due to Alzheimer’s disease of all occupations examined. This trend was not observed in other transportation related jobs that are less reliant on real time spatial and navigational processing or for other types of dementia. Results were consistent whether Alzheimer’s disease was recorded as an underlying or contributing cause of death. Conclusions Taxi drivers and ambulance drivers, occupations involving frequent navigational and spatial processing, had the lowest proportions of deaths attributed to Alzheimer’s disease of all occupations. Data are publicly available.

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